Barua za Mapenzi shuleni

Niliwahi kupokea kwa e-mail barua hizi mbili za mapenzi za wanafunzi. Hebu zisome kisha utafakuri zinakukumbusha wapi?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kutoka kwa Demu

** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU
** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
** " P D N F"--- please do no fold

Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stops functioning. Crazy crazy ! crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever, Sugar tapi tapi

Kutoka kwa Mvulana

** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU

** KISS BEFORE YOU READ

** " P D N F"--- please do no fold !

My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.My honie, i am missing you v! ery much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.If words! of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.

Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto below

My dedications to you are : Maria Curry - One Sweet Day. Boys to Main - And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart,

Yours in flesh and in blood,

Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore

Sio vibaya tukikumbuka

Kombe la Dunia ndio hiloo linanukia takriban miezi 7 bado.....

Huyu ni Sunday Oliseh (1974). Kiungo mshambuliaji wa Nigeria. Pamoja na mambo mengine, anakumbukwa zaidi kwa goli lake la volley katika Kombe la Dunia la mwaka 1998 dhidi ya Hispania. Awali Hispania waliongoza baadaye Nigeria wakasawazisha na kuwa 2-2. Goli hili la Oliseh (angalia videoni chini) lilikuwa mkuki wa sumu na ambalo Hispania hawatalisahau kwani liliwanyima kusonga mbele katika hatua ya pili na badala yake Nigeria kufika huko.

Ushawahi kukisikia Ki-Pidgin cha Nigeria?

Nimesomeshwa kuwa Nigeria kuna Kingereza-Kipidgin. Huzungumzwa na watu wa kati na wa chini (haimanishi wa juu hawakijui). Kingereza si kingereza ukijuacho wewe. Balaa tupu. Soma mifano hii:-

• Wetin dey happen - means What is happening?
• I no no, I no know, Me no no or Me no know - means I don't know
• Come chop - means Come & eat
• How Far? - means whats up? or hi
• babe - means fine girl or chick
• show - means meet up with me
• Yarn or Yarning - means to talk

Kama unapenda kuelewa na kujifunza ki-pidgin hicho soma hapa kwa raha zako

Kama unapenda kusikiliza namna kinavyozungumzwa wasikilize P-SQUARE katika TEMPTATION (kong'oli video). Wameamua kutoka kwa kipidgin (klakini hii ni remix. ina rap (ghani) za kizungu nyingi). Kitu naufagilia wimbo huu ni kusheheni kipidgin. Wametoka kama mnigeria mewngine Amos Tutuola alivyoandika-ga The Palm-Wine Drinkard kwa kukutima kingereza 'chake mwenyewe'.

Kufanana, kufaana ama kufaa

Kufanana ni hali ya kitu ama mtu mmoja kuwa na sifa zinazoshabihiana na za kitu kingine ama mtu mwingine. Wakati fulani hata watu huweza kushindwa kuwatofautisha watu wafananao. Kwangu dhana ya kufanana ni ya kimaumbile tu na si ya maana zaidi ya hapo. Baadhi ya binadamu wamekuwa wakifurahia wao wenyewe ama mtu fulani kufanana na mtu mwingine aghalabu mtu mashuhuri ama tajiri. Mifano angalia hapa na hapa Mimi sichukii mtu kunanana na mtu lakini sidhani watu kufanana ni jambo la kupigiwa upatu pasi na kufikiri namna gani kufanana huko kuwe kwa manaufaa ya wote wafananao ama ya jamii kwa ujumla. Watu utawasikia huyu anafanana na rais wa nchi fulani, au mfanyabiashara fulani au mtu maarufu huyu ama yule. Mie huwa nadhani ni kupoteza muda. Mbona punda wa lioko kijijini kwenu wanafanana na wale walioko katika kijiji chetu na hawatambi wala kuwatambia watu kuwa wanafanana? Kwangu la msingi ni watu kufaana wao kwa wao ama kuifaa jamii nzima.

Kasichana miaka 11 kajifungua Salama

Hivi pengine global warming inazidi kuongezeka kila mahali. Hivi sasa visichana vya miaka kumi vyaweza zaa pasi na matatizo ( angalia hata hapa). Kasichana haka ka Bulgaria Kordeza Zhelyazkova (pichani)kamejifungua salama mtoto wa kilo 2.5 na baada ya muda kakatoroka kwenda kumalizia sherehe yake ya harusi. Baba mtoto ana miaka 19. Malizia stori nzima hapa