WIRELESS AFRICA

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".



One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Lucky has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa !

Nimeichomoa hapa

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credit: The Citizen on Sunday

KINGO LEO

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Akiwinda kitoweo kwa mshale


Ndege kadaka mshale wa kingo


"Don't hunt what you can't kill." kimesanuka

UNASHAURIWA KUIMBA NYIMBO HIZI KADIRI UNAVYOENDESHA GARI

60 km/h - "It is well with my soul"

80 km/h - "God will take care of you"



100 km/h - "Guide me oh great Jehovah"

120 km/h - "Near my God to thee"

140 km/h - "his world is not my home"



160 km/h - "Lord I’m coming home"

180 km/h - "Precious memories"

200 km/h - "Rest in peace"

Kuwa mwangalifu unapoendesha chombo cha moto

HEART ATTACK...!



A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and out of breath "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," Cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! daddy! uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten s.o.b.," Says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

SIRI YA NINI?

Habari hii ilitoka katika gazeti moja hivi karibuni. Sina shida na mambo mengine yaliyoripotiwa kusemwa ila nina shida ya huo usiri wa mafao ya wabunge hapo katika aya ya kwanza na ya pili. Mie nilidhani sisi ndio tunawalipa wabunge sasa kwa nini sisi tunaotoa mshahara tusijue tunatoa kisasi gani?

MAMBO YA KINGO
Mlio ughaibuni pengine mmeikosa kwa muda mrefu sanaa ya James Gayo. Ni sanaa ya katuni zinazopeleka ujumbe pasi na maneno tamkwa. Nikinunua gazeti la Mwananchi huwa naaza kwa Kingo


Hapa anaona gari lake linaungua. Anahitaji kizima moto



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Haikuwa taabu kwani majamaa yalikuwa na hazina ya 'maji'