SAUTI YA BARAGUMU

2011-08-16T07:14:00.000-07:00

WATOTO WAKITOROKA
Leo mchana mitaa ya Ilala Boma. Nikawakuta watoto hawa wa Shule ya Msingi Mkoani wakitoroka kwa mtindo huo. Palepale nikapata jibu kuwa tabia ya utoro bungeni huanzia shuleni.

Juu na chini madogo wakitoroka

2011-08-07T02:56:00.000-07:00

HAPA NA PALE MTWARA

On my background is the Tanzania's naturally deepest port.

In the streets with TIA colleagues

2011-08-01T23:11:00.000-07:00

NIKO 'NTWARA'
Nimetembelea maeneo ya kusini mwa Tanzania. Mtwara hakika kumekucha.Picha ninazo tele na nitaziweka hapa hapa.

Mitaani

Daraja la Mkapa nikiwa njiani

2011-07-28T01:39:00.000-07:00

KATUNI YA WIKI

...Nionavyo mimi, lakini.

2011-07-25T04:42:00.000-07:00

KWAHERI PROF SAMUEL MUSHI

Prof Samuel Mushi (pichani)hatunaye. Nimeweka tanzia hii kama kumbukumbu yangu binafi kwani alikuwa mshauri wangu binafi wa kitaaluma (academic adviser )nilipokuwa UDSM (2000-2003)

RIP PROFESSOR!

2011-07-21T05:33:00.000-07:00

MRISHO NGASSA: TUKIWEZESHWA TUNAWEZA

Mbongo Mrisho ngassa akikamua vilivyo na mchezaji wa Manchester United yeye akichezea Seattle Jana. Naam tukiwezeshwa ....

2011-07-12T08:39:00.000-07:00

KIGODA CHA NYERERE: KINA KASORO

JE WEWE UNAIONA KAMA NINAVYOIONA MIMI. SOMA HAPA HABARI KAMILI

2011-06-30T08:36:00.000-07:00

DONDOSHA MKONOSWETA!!

Mafinga Iringa.

Mikoa ya Iringa na Mbeya inafanya kampeni kabambe ya kudongosha 'mkonosweta' kwa minajili ya kupunguza uwezekano wa maambukizi ya Ukimwi. Mbali na faida hii inayopigiwa chapuo na mikoa tajwa, je kuna faida zozote ya kuwa na mkonosweta?

2011-06-29T01:30:00.000-07:00

VYUNGU VYA MAUA
Nilikwisha kurudi jijini Mbeya tangu juma lililopita. Sijaweza kublogu kuwajulisha yatokanayo na safari yangu kwa sababu ambayo wote mnaweza KUBASHIRI. Naam wote mmepatia.Leo imetokea bahati tu 'upo'. Safari yangu ilikuwa na breakdown nyingi, moja kati ya hizo ilitufikisha katika kijiji cha Rungemba, katikati ya Ifunda na Mafinga. Hapo kuna wafinyanzi wabunifu kama picha zinavyojielekeza.

Vyungu vya maua. Kwa mbali basi letu likikarabariwa.

Kwa karibu

'Buti'kwa Mbele

'Buti' kwa nyuma

Chungu kimoja huuzwa kwa 15, 000/-, kwa watalii inafika hata 25,000/-

2011-06-20T07:14:00.000-07:00

ADIMIKO

Ndugu mnaotembelea kibaraza hiki, samahani kwa kutotoa mpya. Niko safarini moro na dar alafu nimesahau modemu yangu mbeya. Nitarejea hewani hivi punde.

2011-06-15T03:16:00.000-07:00

GARI LINAUZWA

MAZDA PREMACY

Year / Month 2001
Odometer 106,138 km
Displacement 1,830 cc
Steering Right
Transmission Automatic
Ex/Interior Color Gray
Fuel Petrol
Door 5
No Of Passengers 5

BEI MILIONI 15

MAWASILIANO 0754316561 AU 0717192362 AU swarioba@yahoo.co.uk

2011-06-14T10:39:00.000-07:00

UJINGA BUSARA WA FLEXIBLES

source: The Guardian (Tanzania)13/06/2011

2011-06-13T07:21:00.000-07:00

Never Joke a desperate person. Read on:

There's this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays
like that for half an hour. Then this big trouble-making truck driver
steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all
down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to
see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I fall
asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I
leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The
police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I
leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the
cab had already driven away. I go home, and when I get there, I find
my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
And when I'm thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and
drink my poison . . ."

2011-06-08T03:54:00.000-07:00

RENATHA BENEDICTO UNATAFUTWA HUKU...!!

Mubelwa Bandio katika pozi

Ndugu. Kwa mara nyingine nawakilisha ombi la kunisaidia kutangaza (wakati wowote upatapo nafasi) kuhusu Dada mdogo RENATHA BENEDICTO ambaye tumepoteana kwa takriban miaka 12 sasa.

Renatha alikuwa mwanafunzi wa shule ya Sekondari Kibasila jijini Dar kati ya mwaka 1998 - 2001 na baada ya hapo alienda Songea TTC kujiunga na masomo ya ualimu. Pia alikuwa kati ya wahanga wa ajali mbaya ya Tawfiq iliyotokea tarehe kama ya leo mwaka 1999 ambapo alikuwa msaada mkubwa saana kuokoa maisha yangu. (Maelezo kamili yako HAPA KWA MUBELWA MWENYEWE)

Niliwasiliana naye kwa miaka miwili iliyofuata mpaka alipoenda chuoni Songea nami nikaondoka nchini mwaka 2003 na kwa miaka mingi sasa nimekuwa nikijitahidi saana kumtafuta bila mafanikio. Naomba kama anaweza kusoma ama kuna anayesoma na kumfahamu anisaidie kuwasiliana naye.
Email yangu ni changamoto@gmail.com

NATANGULIZA SHUKRANI

2011-06-03T02:04:00.000-07:00

KINGO LEO

'Mama yangu! huyu mbwa katumwa nini?'

'Ehu! haniachii tu'

'Shinzi!! kumbe...'

2011-06-02T06:53:00.000-07:00

SOKO LA UHINDINI MBEYA LILIVYOPIGWA NYUNDO

Wazee wa jiji wameanza mpango wao wa kujenga soko la kisasa lilipokuwa soko la Uhindini liloungua miezi michache iliyopita. Kuanzia juzi nyundo mtindo mmoja kwa ajili ya ujenzi huo unaoongelewa na wengi kuwa utakuwa babu kubwa. Hakika hauwezi kula muwa bila kukuta fundo. Soko tulilizoea lakini wazee wa mji wamelizoea zaidi na sasa tunatarajia soko jipya.

Wazee wa kazi kazini

Mkabala na Tanesco, mitaa ya wakina-Chapaulinge

Picha kutokea NMB Mbalizi Road

Upande wa Lupa Way mkabala na Airtel na tiGO

GROUND ZERO

2011-05-28T05:21:00.000-07:00

UCHOKOZI...!!

"ACHA NINYWE KWA RAHA ZANGU MAANA NIMESHAUA ILE SHEITWAN USAMA! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (Nukuu imetoka hapa)

2011-05-23T02:40:00.000-07:00

KICHWA CHA HABARI

Huku ku-balansi vichwa vya habari magazetini sasa balaa.

Majira Ijumaa Mei 20

2011-05-20T07:03:00.000-07:00

NGUVU YA MABLOGU

pichani mamblogu yalivyokuwa yakionekana leo

Mablogu mengi leo yalilipoti kifo cha mnajimu huyu. Pengine ni kwa umaarufu wake aliojijengea tanzania kwa zaidi ya miaka 40, umaarufu ambao hivi karibuni kuna watu walianza kuutia shaka.

Mungu aiweke roho ya marehemu/hayati mahali anapostahili

Ninachojifunza hapa kuhuhu kublogu ni kuwa kumbe mablogu yanaweza kupeleka ujumbe fulani kwa haraka na kufaniniksha jambo fulani. au?

2011-05-11T06:16:00.000-07:00

YA KALE DHAHABU

Jamaa fulani yuko na jamaa yake Frank Mwasyeba baada ya mtihani mmoja wa taifa wa Kidato cha nne. Mwaka ni 1996. Nani anaweza kubashiri ni shule gani hii?

2011-05-10T06:41:00.000-07:00

HONGERA DA'MIJA KUBLOGU MIAKA SITA

Nimepekenyua blogu zetu za Kiswahili (Tanzania) na kugundua blogu ya Da'Mija Shija Sayi (pichani) imetimiza miaka sita juzi tarehe 8. Huyu mdada ni miongoni mwa ma-bloga wa kitanzania wa kwanza kabisa(Pengine zile 10 za kwanza yumo. pengine).

Da'Mija mwenyewe enzi hizo

Blogu yake ni kongwe kuliko hata ya Michuzi na nyingine nyingi. Huu hasa ndio wakati huwa nauita kwa kimombo 'when blogs were really blogs'. Hapa chini ni sehemu ya hodi yake

"Ngo...ngo..ngo... hodiii, jamani wenyewe mpoo?...inaelekea wametoka, ngoja niache ujumbe mlangoni.

Wanablogu,
Nilipita kwenu lakini inaelekea hamkuwepo, nia hasa ilikuwa nikuwapa taarifa kwamba nami nimeingia katika ulimwengu wa blogu..."

HONGERA MWANAKWETU

2011-04-29T02:28:00.000-07:00

NUKUU ZETU

Mbunge wa Singida Mashariki (Chadema), Tundu Lissu (kulia) akizungumza ndani ya Bunge mjini Dodoma hivi karibuni.

Mbali na kutokuwepo hewani kwa muda fulani, blogu hii kwa wakati fulani itakuwa inachombezwa na nukuu anuai kwa nia ya kutushirikisha maoni ya watu mbalimbali. Leo tunaanza na hii.

Quotabla quotes
"I take my time to read everything that I am supposed to, members of parliament from CCM hardly read anything" Tundu Lissu

2011-04-13T05:53:00.000-07:00

NITAREJEA
Nimeadimika mtandaoni kutokana na kuwa 'bize' na mambo fulani. Pia niko safarini morogoro na dar es salaam. sipati muda sana wa kuwa na internet.

Panapo majaliwa nitarejea hewani.

2011-03-12T07:09:00.000-08:00

BABU WA LOLIONDO KAZUA BALAA

Magonjwa Sugu yako mengi na wagonjwa ni wengi pia. Babu Mwasapile kazi anayo mwaka huu.

Chanzo: The Citizen On Saturday 12/3/2011

2011-03-11T07:10:00.000-08:00

LOLIONDO KUMEZUA JAMBO

Fikra ya msanii Masoud Kipanya kuhusu yanayotokea kufuatia matibabu huko kwa BABU Loliondo

Kuna kitu ninajifunza kutokana na yanayotendelea kufuatia 'kuvumbuliwa' kwa dawa inayotibu maradhi sugu kwa mchungaji mstaafu Mwasapile. Katuni inaelezea kuwa BABU amevuta watu kutoka sehemu mbalimbali ikiwemo hospitali. Najiwa na mawazo kuwa tunafarijika na kazi tunazofanya na ikiwa tunakosa kazi ya kufanya tunasononeka. Askari akikosa muhalifu haoni rana. Mwalimu akikosa mwanafunzi haoni rana. Mzibua vyoo visipoziba hajisikii. Je, inawezekana daktari asipopata mgonjwa anajisikia mambo kutokwenda sawa?

chanzo: mwananchi 10/03/2011

2011-03-11T01:21:00.000-08:00

ALPHA BLONDY

Mimi sio mpenzi sana wa Alpha blondy lakini inapokuja katika nyimbo zake kadhaa huwa sifichi kuonyesha huba yangu kwazo. Ijumma hii hebu tushirikiane kuutazama na kuusikiliza SWEET FANTA DIALLO.

Ijumaa njema

2011-03-10T04:03:00.000-08:00

TUMAINI MPAUKO
Picha hii nimeitoa Mbeya Yetu. Katika kuwatazama mabinti hawa ambao wamechoka na kutungua na kukusanya maembe na sasa wanajiandaa kuyabeba kupelea sokoni (kama si nyumbani).

Kuna jambo nimelifikiri hapa. Sura hizi hazinionyeshi kuwa katika mabinti hawa tunatarajia madaktari, mainjinia ama wanasheria nk. Mie naona kama tayari wanaonyesha wataishia kuokota maenbe na kuyauza na kungojea kuolewa ama katika ndoa za mke/mme moja ama katika mitaala.

2011-03-09T23:36:00.000-08:00

KITOWEO HIKI MBEYA ADIMU

Mkoa wa Mbeya umekumbwa na balaa la ugonjwa kwa mnyama huyu. Kuna uwezekano mkubwa karantini ya ugugaji na usambazaji wake ikawekwa hivyo kufanya kitoweo kiwe adimu.

Hali ya mfugo si shwari.

Ni vema watumiaji wakajihadhari kwa kuhakikisha wanapata mlo wenye uthibitisho wa wahusika wa nyama hii.

2011-03-06T04:51:00.000-08:00

JAMBO LIMEZUA JAMBO
Miongoni mwa hobby zangu ni kufurahia kazi za sanaa. Pengine inatokana na kusoma theory kidogo kule FPA UDSM.

Siku si nyingi story za kila pahala Tanzania na nje ya nchi kwa watanzania gumzo lilikuwa kujitokeza hadhsrani kwa 'mmiliki' wa kampuni ya Dowans. Moja ya vioja kilikuwa wahariri waliozungumza na 'mmiliki' huyo, Al-Adawi, kutoruhusiwa kumpiga picha.

Msanii Nathani Mpangala akachora katuni kuwadhihaki wahariri walioalikwa kuongea na Al-Adawi. Tazama katuni ya hii.Imetolewa hapa.

Kijasti mkorofi.

Katika usanii, Mpangala amekuja na katuni hii hapa chini kuonyesha kuchukiwa na WAHALILI kwa kuwadhihaki kwa katuni ya juu. Imetolewa hapa.

Kijasti anatafutwa

2011-03-04T06:16:00.000-08:00

Dowans wants to negotiate?

Huwa napenda sana kumsom Adama Lusekelo jinsi anavyoshambulia masuala ya kijamii kwa mtazamo mwepesi (with a light touch). Hapa anamchambua 'mmiliki' wa Dowans na uzanzibari-utanzania wake.

Adam Lusekelo

Al-Adawi mwenyewe

BY ADAM LUSEKELO
THE guy whom Tanzanians have been told owns Dowans electricity generator, Brigadier Mohamed Yahya Al Adawi, suddenly has hit town and some good investigative reporters have been doing some snooping. Just who is this guy?

Apparently Al Adawi is as Zanzibari as cloves. He was just a lowly cop in the Zanzibar constabulary under the Sultan's payroll back in 1964. He fled for his life, when the local natives were hunting for the oppressor during the bloody Zanzibar Revolution and went to his ancestral home in Oman.

Last week he came back as a businessman. "With good intentions and in the spirit of amicable resolution, it is my sincere hope that Tanesco, government and people of the United Republic of Tanzania will listen to us so that we can together see how to work to alleviate the current electricity crisis," Said Dowans owner retired Brigadier Suleiman Mohamed Yahya Al Adawi.

The Dowans chief surfaced mysteriously after Tanzanians were constantly being told that the company was owned by ghosts, represented by the MP for Igunga. Why? Because when the time was ripe the ghosts decided to give Mr Rostam the power of attorney to negotiate for them.

When did they meet? Only they know, for there is a huge age difference for them to have been childhood buddies.

In a show of goodwill, he said soon after the IOC judgment Dowans wrote to Tanzania and government seeking to engage them in discussion about available options but to date Dowans has not received any response.

Then the brig started tough talk. He has friends in international high places who could make life in Tanzania very unpleasant for us as a country that seeks to attract more foreign direct investments.

"I am deeply concerned about the future of foreign investment Tanzania would have if they seem to ignore or reject foreign direct investment," he said.

Expressing disgust at the way his company and personality have been 'wrongly depicted in the country,' and the media he insisted that Dowans was a duly registered company that was squeaky clean -- just like that. But then, he would say that, wouldn't he?

And this business of his having belonged to the sultan's coercive apparatus is not exactly comforting and raises quite a number of questions. So if he comes back three decades later in a sheep's skin, swearing that he loves Tanzania leaves eyebrows soaring.

One may wonder -- why is the brig coming now? For everyone knows that Arabia is experiencing serious turmoil. Is it a question of grabbing your loot and cutting and run? If that is the case then that is highly understandable.

You don't get rid of guys like Hosni Mubarak the pharaoh of Egypt until recently or former ruler of Tunisia, Mzee Ben Ali just like that. adluse@gmail.co, adamlusekelo.blogspot.co.

2011-03-03T08:10:00.000-08:00

VIPI BLOGU YA LUGHA

Mswahili-Msauzi Goodman alipendekeza kuanzishwa kwa blogu ya jamii ya kufundishana na kujifunza lugha mbalimbali hasa za kiAfrika. Allipendekeza hapa.

Alipendekaza kuwa blogu hii iwe ya wote tutakaopenda. Yaani tutakuwa tunaweza kuchapicha mafundisho (pengine na masahihisho ya lugha zetu). Hapa chini ni mfano wa pendekezo wa namna ya kujifunza/kufundisha lugha kwenyewe alikotoa yeye.

Swahili: "mTU", plural: "waTU"
Zulu: "umNTU", plural: "abaNTU"
Swazi: "mNTFU", plural: "baNTFU"
Kihaya: "...", plural: "...."
Kinyankole: "....", plural: "..."
Kiganda: "....", plural: "..."
Kinyambo: "....", plural: "..."

Katika somo lake hili naanza kwa kinyakyusa

Kinyakyusa: "umuNDU", plural "abaNDU"

Katika sentensi inaweza kuwa:

umuNDU uju ntali (mtu huyu mrefu)
abaNDU aba batali (watu hawa warefu)

Mafunzo mengine ameyatoa hapa kuhusu lugha za Afrika ya Kusini

Goodman anaandika "Kama wazo langu unalipenda nitumie basi email kusudi blogu hiyo nianzishe na kukutumia PASSWORDS zake kusudi wote wawili (na wengineo wapendao wazo hili) tushirikiane kuiandika. Email yangu manyanyaphiri@gmail.com"

WAZO LINA MASHIKO AMA LA?

2011-03-02T08:12:00.000-08:00

PICHA HUNENA MANENO ELFU MOJA

JE, KATUNI HUNENA MANENO MANGAPI?

2011-03-02T04:26:00.000-08:00

HAWA The Bus Driver
Bada ya zaidi ya miaka 17 leo nimekiona tena kitabu hiki katika duka la vitabu kuukuu na nikakinunua nijikumbushe stori za dereva Hawa.

Nimekisoma kwa dakika 30 tu na kukumbuka mbali kwa kweli.Pia nimegundua nilipokisoma kwa mara ya kwanza sikukielewa vema.

2011-02-25T04:57:00.000-08:00

MAPENZI YA TAJIRI NA MASIKINI

Yanaweza kuwapo? au ni Kizungumkuti. Kwa ijumaa hii tulitafakari hili kwa kumsikiliza Vumilia katika songi lake hili Tatizo Umasikini

Ijumaa Njema

2011-02-23T00:29:00.000-08:00

DOWANS KAPIGWA PICHA !!!
Mmiliki wa kampuni inayosemwa kutaka kuidhoofisha mifuko ya watanzania, Brig. Jenerali Sulaiman Mohamed yahya Al-Adawi aliripotiwa kukataa kupigwa picha.

Jana majamaa yamemtwanga picha akikagua "asset"zake.

HIVI KWA NINI AJIFICHE?

2011-02-22T01:35:00.000-08:00

MAKUBALIANO KIKAO CHA WANA-MALANGALI
Makubaliano haya sio rasmi. Nimetumiwa na mtu aliyekuwako katika kikao kilichofanyika 5/2/2011.Baadhi ya wasomaji wa blogu hii walitaka kujua yaliyojiri huko.

Wanafunzi Malangali.

Yafuatayo ni makubaliaono

Hakika kikao kilikuwa kizuri sana, kulikuwa na umati wa 'Wanamalangali' kama 40 hivi. Kamati ya muda ya kuratibu mkutano huo iliteuliwa, ikiongozwa na Stan Nyavanga na wenzake. Walianza kwa kukumbushana mazingira ya sasa ya shule na kuangalia mahitaji ya sasa ya shule yetu.

Makubaliano:
1. Kuunda kamati rasmi ya kutathmini changamoto zinazoikabili shule kwa sasa na kuangalia namna ya kukabili changamoto hizo (ikiwemo kushuka kitaaluma katika maka ya hivi karibuni)

2. Kuunganisha wanafunzi wote waliosoma Malangali kwa njia ya mtandao na njia ya ana kwa ana (ili kuwapa fursa hata wale walio mbali na Malangali) kupata taarifa za mara kwa mara na kuchangia maendeleo ya shule.

3. Kuitisha mkutano mwingine mapema iwezekanavyo ili kuanzisha 'Alumni' ambayo itakuwa na katiba rasmi na uongozi rasmi kwa ajili ya kushughulikia changamoto za shule.

4. Kuwakutanisha wana Malangali angalau mara moja kwa mwaka

5. Kuanza kuchangia ununuzi wa vitabu vya kiada na ziada na kuvikabidhi shuleni kwa utaratibu utakaopangwa, ili kukuza taaluma. Lengo ni kuongeza vitabu ambavyo tumesaidia kuvichakaza kwa elimu tuliyonayo ili wadogo zetu nao waweze kusoma.

Maazimio hayo yatajadiliwa zaidi katika kikao kijacho.

Mwalyoyo

2011-02-17T07:47:00.000-08:00

SAFARINI MATAMBA
Jana siku Kuu ya Maulid mimi na waminifu wangu tuliona tukaisherehekee kijiji cha Matamba wilayani Makete. Sio mbali sana na Mbeya Mjini. Ukiwa unaelekea Iringa unachepukia Chimala kuelekea milimani. Ni Milima iliyo mikali huwezi kudhani kuna hata barabara huko

Hapa ni katikati ya safari yetu. Chini kule chini ndio mji wa Chimala. Hatuko kwenye ndege ama helikopta. Kwa mbali unaweza kuona barabara iendayo katika mashamba ya mpunga ya usangu. Pia unaweza kuona mashamba ya mpunga.

Ukifika Matamba shurti upozee koo. Ulanzi huo. So sweeet.
Ukiwa Matamba unakuwa karibu kabisa na vivutio vya kitalii kama ziwa Ngozi na Hifadhi ya taifa ya Kitulo. Huko tutafika siku zingine

Safari ya kurudi. Chimala kuleeeeeee mbali.em>

Waaminifu wangu (shoto na kati)na dereva wetu (kulia).

2011-02-14T10:02:00.000-08:00
GUARDIAN ANGEL

Kule Swahili Time nikutana na habari ya Kitabu hiki. Kimeandikwa na mganda mmoja kuhusu viongozi wa zamani wa Afrika Mashariki kama Idd Amin, Julius Nyerere, Milton Obote na wengine. Kinachambuliwa kuwa kinatoa wasifu wa hawa watu kwa sura nyingine ambayo wengi hatuijui. Stori zaidi soma hapa.

Nauliza upatikanaji wake. Kuna mtu anaweza kukileta Tanzania?

2011-02-07T07:58:00.000-08:00
KATUNI ZETU NA YANAYOTOKEA NCHI ZA KIARABU

Kitanzi cha udhalimu, udikteta na ung'anga'nizi wa madaraka hola!!!!

Credit:The Citizen,on Sunday 30/Jan/2011

2011-02-04T01:39:00.000-08:00
MIAKA 5 YA SAUTI YA BARAGUMU

Blogger John Mwaipopo ndani ya mablogu

Juzi blogu hii ilitimiza miaka mitano hewani. nilitamani sana kujipongeza lakini siku wa na internet. Milima na mabonde nimeivuka na sasa Sauti ya Baragumu imefikisha miaka mitano. Nilianza tarehe 2 Feb. 2006 na post hizi hapa. Naam kublog ni addiction ambayo inakutanisha watu. Na nitaendelea panapo majaliwa.

2011-01-31T11:02:00.000-08:00
MALANGALI: KUSANYIKO LA TULIOSOMA HUKO

Wanafunzi wakiwa mbele ya Ukumbi wa chakula na Mihadhara

KUTAKUWA NA KUSANYIKO LA WATU WOTE TULIOSOMA SHULE YA SEKONDARI MALANGALI KWA AJILI YA KUFAHAMIANA NA KUJADILI MASUALA YA PAMOJA NA MAENDELEO. KUSANYIKO LITAKUWA TAREHE 5/2/2011 SAA 9 JIONI CHONYA INN (RIVER SIDE)MBELE KIDOGO YA LANDMARK HOTEL UBUNGO, UKITOKEA UBUNGO. TAFADHALI TUJULISHANE WENGINE. MAWASILIANO PIGA 0787525396

2011-01-30T09:10:00.000-08:00
NIPO BADO

Ndugu wasomaji wa blogu na marafiki wote nimekuwa sipatikani kwa sababu za kiufundi. Internet imekuwa haba kwa sababu fulani fulani. Nipatapo wasaa nitarusha 'hasira' zangu za ku-blogu.

stay healthy

2010-12-30T23:39:00.000-08:00
SHUKURANI 2010

Mapozi Kijiweni

Napenda kujichukulia nafasi hii ya masaa haya machache kabla ya kuisha kwa mwaka 2010 kuwashukuru watu woote ndani ya blogu na nje ya blogu kwa yale mema yote waliyonitendea. Nashukuru kwa wao kufikiri nilistahili kutendewa mambo mema.

Kazi na Muziki

Nawatakieni wote wakati mzuri tukiusubiri mwaka 2011 kwa amani na upendo. Pia nawatakieni mwaka wa mafanikio na mabadiko chanya katika maisha yenu. Basi tukiusubiri mwaka ujao si vibaya tukajiliwaza kwa kumsikiliza na kumtazama SAM WA UKWELI katika songi lake hili SINA RAHA ambalo kwa mtazamo wa wengi limekimbiza sana miezi hii ya mwisho wa mwaka huu.

Kuna mistari fulani ya songi hili huwa siipati vyema utadhani kamimba kiyunani vile

alamsiki binuur

2010-12-28T02:03:00.000-08:00
SIJUI KUOKA MIKATE

2010-12-20T06:58:00.000-08:00
MSHINDI BSS APATIKANA, LAKINI...

Mshindi wa shindano la Bongo Star Search 2010 ni Mariam Mohamed(pichani). Shindano lilifanyinka Ukumbi wa Mlimani City jijini Dar-es-salaam mwishoni mwa wiki.

Kama kawaida Bongo Star Search haijakosa neno mwaka huu. Maneno ambayo yametawala vinywa vya wapenzi wa BSS ni uchakachuaji wa matokeo na lugha mbaya ya baadhi ya majaji.

Kuna hisia za uchakachuaji, tena mkubwa. Kutokana na jinsi ilivyokuwa inaonekana mshiriki mzungu alionekana kuvuta hisia za wapenzi wengi kuliko washindani wengine. Kama walivyokuwa wakisema majaji, mzungu Joseph Payne hakuwa mzuri sana katika kucheza lakini aliteka hisia kutokana na ubunifu wake na matumizi yake ya kiswahili. Washabaki ninaowafahamu walituma meseji nyingi sana kwa ajili ya mzungu. Takwimu za Jumapili ya kabla ya fainali zilithibitisha hili, tena sio kwa karibu. Joseph Payne alikuwa kawaacha wenzaka mbali sana. Tunaweza kusema kwa kuwa si mtanzania basi namna ilifanyika asipate mshiko wa 30,000,000/- lakini kumshusha mpaka nafasi ya tatu haikuwa haki. Kwa tulioangalia kupitia TV tulisikia waliohudhuria ukumbini wakimshangilia sana Joseph Payne alipoimba na walizomea (they booed) alipotangazwa mshindi wa tatu.

Kwa upande wa lugha za majaji kulikuwa na kukengeuka. Jaji mkuu alitamka wazi wakati shindano linaendelea kuwa Miriam Mohamed ndiye mshindi wake. Hili peke yake linaonyesha tayari mshindi alikwisha kujulikana. Iweje mshindi wa chief jaji ajulikane tayari huku wapiga kura tukiwa tunahamashishwa kuendelea kupiga kura.

Jaji Salama mwaka huu ameonyesha ukomavu. Kabla ya siku ya fainali michango yake imekuwa positive na inajenga. Alichemsha siku ya fainali aliposema kuwa endapo Joseph Payne angeibuka mshindi basi yeye (Salama) angejiua. Hii ina hisia gani?

Master J ni mzigo BSS. Ameota mapembe sasa. Siku ya fainali alisahau kuwa mashindano ya BSS yanahusisha watu kwa wao kupiga kura. Kumbe it involves other people’s money. Kama watu ndio walitakiwa kutumia pesa zao nilidhani maamuzi yao vivyo hivyo yangeheshimiwa. Wakati anamchambua Joseph Payne alisema watanzania ni washamba kwa kumpapatika mzungu. Huu kama si ubaguzi wa rangi ni nini? Sijui.

Nionavyo mimi hisia za uchakachuaji zipo.Mimi nadhani kwa kuwa mshindi anasemekana kupatikana kwa kutumia pesa za watu (sms), basi na iwe hivyo. Kama sivyo basi, BSS ifanye kama Miss Tanzania ambako tusio katika kamati hatuhusishwi na ushindi wa mtu na hivyo kutupunguzia namna yeyote ya kulala mika. Wakae tu kama kamati ya miss Tanzania na watangaze mshindi.

picha iko hapa

2010-12-06T06:47:00.000-08:00
YA KALE...
Leo nimeifukunyua hii picha. Nilipoiona nimecheka sana. Nimekumbuka mbali pia.

hapo ilikuwa novemba 2001 (kama sikosei) mimi na huyo mdada (siku hizi mmama)tulienda kujiunga na Kiongozi wa FM Academia kipindi hicho Ndanda Kosovo Kichaa. Ilikuwa Nkrumah Hall pale Chuo Kikuu. Nilikuwa kimbaumbau ukilinganisha na sasa.

2010-11-30T07:40:00.000-08:00
WIRELESS AFRICA

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

One week later, the Cape Times, in South Africa, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Thabazimbi, South Africa, Lucky Simelane, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Lucky has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Africa had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be from Africa !

Nimeichomoa hapa

2010-11-21T06:25:00.000-08:00
UWAZIRI MATUMBO JOTO

credit: The Citizen on Sunday

2010-11-19T04:36:00.000-08:00
KINGO LEO

Zawadi kwa Candy1

Akiwinda kitoweo kwa mshale

Ndege kadaka mshale wa kingo

"Don't hunt what you can't kill." kimesanuka

2010-11-11T02:25:00.000-08:00
UNASHAURIWA KUIMBA NYIMBO HIZI KADIRI UNAVYOENDESHA GARI

60 km/h - "It is well with my soul"

80 km/h - "God will take care of you"

100 km/h - "Guide me oh great Jehovah"

120 km/h - "Near my God to thee"

140 km/h - "his world is not my home"

160 km/h - "Lord I’m coming home"

180 km/h - "Precious memories"

200 km/h - "Rest in peace"

Kuwa mwangalifu unapoendesha chombo cha moto

2010-11-10T07:47:00.000-08:00
HEART ATTACK...!

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and out of breath "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," Cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! daddy! uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten s.o.b.," Says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

2010-11-08T23:35:00.000-08:00
SIRI YA NINI?

Habari hii ilitoka katika gazeti moja hivi karibuni. Sina shida na mambo mengine yaliyoripotiwa kusemwa ila nina shida ya huo usiri wa mafao ya wabunge hapo katika aya ya kwanza na ya pili. Mie nilidhani sisi ndio tunawalipa wabunge sasa kwa nini sisi tunaotoa mshahara tusijue tunatoa kisasi gani?

2010-11-08T01:39:00.000-08:00
MAMBO YA KINGO
Mlio ughaibuni pengine mmeikosa kwa muda mrefu sanaa ya James Gayo. Ni sanaa ya katuni zinazopeleka ujumbe pasi na maneno tamkwa. Nikinunua gazeti la Mwananchi huwa naaza kwa Kingo

Hapa anaona gari lake linaungua. Anahitaji kizima moto

Hapa anawafuata washikaji wanapata bia wamsaidie 'maji' ya kuzimia moto unaoteketeza 'mgongo wa kobe' wake

Haikuwa taabu kwani majamaa yalikuwa na hazina ya 'maji'

2010-10-29T01:24:00.000-07:00
TAKUKURU VILAZA?

Hii ni sehemu ya tangazo moja la TAKUKURU wakati huu wa uchaguzi. Mimi najiuliza hivi kuna sehemu zingine INARUHUSIWA kutoa rushwa?

2010-10-21T07:35:00.000-07:00
SIKU KUMI BADO: DK SLAA VS KIKWETE
Kama picha ni kitu kinachoweza kutusaidia kubashiri yatakayojiri, basi ngoma inogile kati ya hawa mabwana.

Dk Slaa Mwanza

JK Lindi

Dk Slaa

Jk Lindi

picha kwa hisani ya michuzi na g.sengo

2010-10-19T07:25:00.000-07:00
KUMEKUCHA UCHAGUZI

Katika kuhakikisha siiachi/siikosi haki yangu ya kupiga kura nikafungua mtandao wa Tume ya Taifa ya Uchaguzi kujirishidha kuwa nimo ama simo. Wako systematic sana unaingiza namba ya kadi yako na mtandio unaonyesha hali ya uwepo (ama kutokuwepo) kwako. Pia unatumiwa e-mail. Tume ya Uchaguzi ya Zanzibar ndio wako systematic zaidi. Zanzibar unajithibitisha kwa kutumia simu ya mkononi tu.

Kwa karibu zaidi

Kwa mbali kidogo

2010-10-18T02:16:00.000-07:00
MIAKA MITATU BILA LUCKY DUBE

Tarehe ya leo miaka mitatu iliyopita majahili walikatiza maisha ya lucky dube. Kisa? Gari. Naam gari la Lucky Dube lilikuwa bora kuliko maisha yake.

Huwa sichoki kumsikiliza Dube 'mwenyebahati'.

tumkumbuke tukisikiliza kibao chake "Let Jah be Praised"

2010-09-27T05:16:00.000-07:00
MTEMBEA BURE SI SAWA NA MKAA BURE

Leo nikiwa nafikiria nini nipost katika blogu hii nikagundua sina kitu kuanzia kichwani hata mtandaoni cha kuwashirikisha wasomaji wangu. Wakati najijifikirisha nilikuwa nasikiliza hiki kibao cha MUCHANA cha mchawi mwingine wa Kongo Kanda Bongomani. Nikaona niwashirikishe kuusikiliza kwa mara nyingine wimbo huu. Ila siwajui MAJINA YAO hao wadada wanaoitikia, wanaodakia na kucheza. Kuna anayewajua/wafahamu? Napenda sana muziki wa Kongo wa kuanzia 1996 kushuka chini. Huu wa siku hizi wa kia Fali Ipupa mbalimbali na mimi.

Kama unusikiliza sana muziki huu wa enzi za kabla ya 1996 utagundua kuna segment ya gitaa la solo kuachiwa litawale. Huwa nakipenda kifaa hiki hasa kikikunwa na anayekipatia kama Lokassa ya Mbongo hapo videoni.

2010-09-22T06:31:00.000-07:00
BARUA ENZI ZA MWALIMU

Naona kati ya huyu jamaa na huyu jamaa atakayetangulia kutuma barua hii atakubaliwa na Koero Mkundi

2010-09-18T04:28:00.000-07:00
ANDIKA MAELEZO YA PICHA HII

Picha hii nimeitoa hapa. Leo tushindane kuandika caption (maelezo ya picha) za kubuni wenyewe. Atakayeandika caption ya kuvutia zaidi atakuwa mshindi wetu. Namna ya kumpata mshindi nitawaambia baadae.

2010-09-18T02:30:00.000-07:00
WEWE UNGEFANYEJE

Mwenyewe una dharura zako, huna hili wala lile na unahitaji pesa kiasi kutatua dharura zako. Unafika kwenye ATM unakuta hii maneno....unafanya nini, hasa ukiwa kilaza kama mimi.

Automated Teller Machine

2010-09-17T02:52:00.000-07:00
BASHIRI

Hizi picha ni za mkutano wa chama gani cha siasa?

2010-09-13T09:21:00.000-07:00
JIMBO LA MBEYA MJINI
Shughuli kuu ya uchaguzi wa mbunge itakuwa kati ya mwanaharakati Joseph Mbilinyi (hataki kuitwa 'mwanasiasa') na mbuge aliyekaa vipindi viwili 2000-2010 Benson Mpesya

Mwanaharakati Joseph Mbilinyi (Mr Sugu)(CHADEMA)

Mwalimu Benson Mpesya (CCM)

Hawa wagombea wana kitu kinawakutanisha- Mbeya Sekondari (mie pia nilisomaga huko). Miaka ya 1990 Sugu alikuwa mwanafunzi wakati Mpesya akiwa mwalimu. Katika kampeni zao wamekandiana. Wakati Mbilinyi akidai Mpesya hakuwa mwalimu mzuri hata kutofikiriwa kupewa ukuu wa shule hiyo, Mpesya amedai Sugu hakumaliza shule. Hata hivyo, Sungu amekaririwa akisema alienda kumalizia shule mkoani Mtwara.

Wagombea hawa kila mmoja ana mtaji wake anaoutegemea. Mbilinyi anategemea kupata kura nyingi kutoka kwa vijana wa kisasa kutokana na wao kupenda nyimbo zake na ujana wake. Pia anaungwa mkono na watu wa rika zote wanaohitaji mabadiliko pasi na kuwa na huba na chama fulani. Pia anatarajia kupata kutoka kwa wafanyabiashara wa mitumba wa Mwanjelwa. Mbilinyi aliwahi kuuza mitumba hapo.

Kwa upande wake, Mpesya anajivunia maeneo ya kijiografia na kiutamaduni yaliyoko pembezoni, ambako piga ua yeye ni mwana we pipa yaani 'wa kwetu'.

Tusubiri oktoba 31 jibu litakapopatikana.

2010-09-03T09:11:00.000-07:00
KATUNI ZINGINE!!!

mie simo!

For more hilarious cartoons twanga hapa.

2010-08-30T09:06:00.000-07:00
MAMBO YA MAPENZI

HIZI NI ISHARA 12 KUONYESHA UNAMPENDA MPENZI WAKO

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

2010-08-26T06:04:00.000-07:00
USHUHUDA KWA MCHUNGAJI

A PRETTYGIRL WENT TO CHURCH, TO MAKE A CONFESSION TO A PASTOR. THE PASTOR ASKED HER WHAT THE MATTER WAS. SHE THEN SAID 'MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME.' THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?

SHE SAID NO,

THE PASTOR HUGGED HER AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?

SHE SAID NO,

THE PASTOR NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTHES AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?

SHE SAID NO,

THE PASTOR NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?

SHE SAID NO,

THEN THE PASTOR SAID 'WHATT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING YOU TO BE CRYING'?

THEN THE GIRL SAID 'HE GAVE ME AIDS.'

GUESS WHAT ENSUED...

2010-08-24T07:51:00.000-07:00
UJASIRIAMALI

Mgaagaa na upwa hali wali mkavu. Nikiwa nahangaisha akili kuhusu nini nipost kwenye blogu nakutana na email ikiwa na picha hii. Jamaa anauliza hizi tukutuku zina uhusiano na dada yetu JayDee au ni lugha gongana tu.

2010-08-21T01:57:00.000-07:00
KIZURI SHURTI ULE NA NDUGUYO

Huyu jamaa kwa kweli amekuwa si mchoyo wa taaluma na uzoefu wake. Ukiuliza katika fani yake tu wajibiwa. Ni mfano wa kuigwa. Najua wamjuea laikini mtembelee ukitamani muulize swali. Big up sana bro!!!

2010-08-18T04:23:00.001-07:00
MWAKA HUU HAPATOSHI HAITI NA MBEYA

Huyu ni Wyclef Jean, mwanamuziki wa muziki wa kuruka-ruka (hip hop) ya ki-Marekani. Anagombea urais wa kisiwa cha Haiti. Kabla hajadhani kuwa atatamani kukiongoza kisiwa hicho kama rais alikuwa na ndoto ya endapo angekua rais wa Marekani. Kwenye ghani zake aliimba:

"If I was president,

I'd get elected on Friday,

Assassinated on Saturday,

And buried on Sunday,

I'd be back at work on Monday."

Na huyu ni Joseph Mbilinyi, mwanamuziki wa muziki wa kuruka-ruka (hip hop)wa ki-Tanzania. Mwaka huu anawania ubunge kwa tiketi ya CHADEMA jimbo la Mbeya mjini. Ghani zake zimekuwa zikichukuliwa ni za kimapinduzi na kutetea wanyonge. Sehemu ya ghani hizo iko katika wimbo Hali Halisi. (Nimepata tafsiri yake ya kiingereza na naiweka hivyo hivyo kwa kuchelea kuitafsiri katika kiswahili ambacho hakuimba yeye):

"Everyday is us against the police and the police against us

The judge at the court is waiting for us

The prison officer is waiting for us"

2010-08-10T04:45:00.000-07:00
KISWAHILI CHA MTAANI

Katika kila lugha kuna lugha ya matumizi makuu na ile ya matumizi ya mitaahi. Maneno ya mitaani huja, hutumika na mengine huondoka. Mengine hurasimishwa na kutumiaka katika matumizi rasmi. Hii hutokana na kutokuwepo kwa neno lifaalo kabla ya hilo la matumizi ya kimtaa-mtaa. Mfano, katika miaka ya 80 kuliibuka aina ya uhalifu wa kudanganya watu. "Wasela" wakauita wizi huu "utapeli". Somo likomee hapa.

Kinyago ya kimakonde

Kiswahili cha mtaaani cha siku hizi kina maneno haya hapa chini. Nachelea kujiaminisha kuwa naelewa maana zake vema. Naomba mwenye kuyaelewa anisaidie. Profesa Matondo nadhani anayajua haya.

kuuza nyago (inatokana na 'kinyago')
mpago mzima
Kusepa
Ku-show love

2010-07-30T04:22:00.000-07:00
SHILINGI YAUA- SIMBA WA NYIKA

Tuselebuke kizamani-zamani

Kwa ijumaa hii si vibaya tukawasikiliza Simba wa Nyika katika Shilingi Yaua. Gonga hii link hapa chini.

http://www.ntwiga.net/linked_to_audio/Simba_Wanyika-Shilingi_maua_tena_maua

Kuna mtu anaweza nitajia majina yote ama baashi ya kundi la Simba wa Nyika

2010-07-26T04:32:00.000-07:00
HILI NALO LAWEZA KUWA NENO

DANGER OF USING LAPTOPS ON BED
You may have heard that a good friend of ours in Mequon lost their 25
year old son (Arun Gopal Ratnam) in a fire at home June 4th. This is
what happened. He graduated with MBA from University of
Wisconsin-Madison two weeks earlier and came home. Had a lunch with
his dad at home and decided to go back to to clean up his room at
school. Father told him to wait and see his mother before he goes back
for a few days. He decided to take a snooze while waiting for his mom
to come home from work.

Neighbors called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the
house. Their 25 year old son Arun died in the three year old house. It
took several days of investigation to find out the cause of the fire.
It was determined that the fire was caused by lap top in the bed. When
the lap top is on the bed cooling fan does not get air to cool the
computer and that is what caused the fire. He did not even wake up to
get out of the bed he died of carbon monoxide.

The reason I writing this to all of you is that I have seen all of us
using our lap top in bed. Let us all decide and make it a practice not
to do that. Risk is real. Let us make it a rule not to use lap top in
bed or put computer on bed with blankets and pillows around.

Chanzo. E-mail to me.

2010-07-22T06:34:00.000-07:00
BRING HIM (MANDELA) BACK HOME

Mwaka 1988 wakati familia yetu ikishi Morogoro wazungu fulani wakimbatana na wakimbizi wa Afrika ya Kusini waliokuwa wakiishi Mazimbu walimpa baba yangu kanda ikiwa na wimbo 'Bring Him Back'. Wimbo ulikuwa na maudhui ya kutaka Nelson Mandela aachiliwe kutoka kifungoni. Hapa chini ni Vidio Yake. Umeimbwa na aliyewahi kuwa mume wa marehemu Miriam Makeba, Hugh Masekela.

Hivi majuzi babu Mandela ametimiza umri ya miaka 92. Nampongeza kwa kumpigia video yii. Kibwagizo kinaenda hivi:

Bring back Nelson Mandela, Bring him back home to Soweto
I want to see him walking down the streets of South Afrika

Bring back Nelson Mandela, Bring him back home to Soweto
I want to see him walking hand in hand with Winnie Mandela

Nelson Mandela na Walter Sisulu wakiwa gerezani

Sauti ya Vuvuzela (Baragumu) inamtakia miaka mingi mbeleni.

2010-07-20T06:42:00.000-07:00
MAPENZI HOSPITALI YA VICHAA

Watu huonyesha upendo kwa njia mbalimbali. Sio lazima wakuonyeshe upendo kwa namna uzitakazo wewe. Sikiliza hii.

Omari na Edna walikuwa wamelazwa hospitali ya vichaa. Siku moja walipokuwa wakipita kando ya bwawa la kuogelea la hospitalini hapo, Omari akachumpia ndani ya bwawa la kuogelea upande wenye kina kirefu. Akapiga mbizi mpaka chini kabisa na akabakia huko. Edna kwa haraka akapiga mbizi kwenda kumuokoa Omari. Akafanikiwa kumuopoa kutoka katika kina cha bwawa.

Muuguzi mkuu aliposikia kitendo cha kishujaa cha Edna, maramoja akaagiza Edna aruhusiwe kutoka hospitalini kwa kuwa alimuona kuwa sasa amepona akili. Alipokwenda kumpasha habari akamwambia, "Edna, nina habari njema na mbaya kwako. Habari njema ni kwamba utaruhusiwa kurudi nyumbani kwa kuwa uliweza kuamua kwa usahihi katika janga kwa kuchumpa kwenye bwawa la kuogelea na kuokoa maisha ya mgonjwa mwingine. Nimejiridhisha kuwa kitendo chako kinaonyesha kuwa una akili njema sasa.

Habari mbaya ni kuwa Omari, yule mgonjwa uliyemuokoa, amejinyonga bafuni na taulo baada ya kuokolewa na wewe. Pole sana lakini amekufa." Edna akajibu, "Hakujinyonga, mimi nilimning’iniza pale akauke. Lini nitaruhusiwe kwenda nyumbani?"

2010-07-19T05:22:00.000-07:00
NIMEWAHI KUWA PWEZA

Awali ya yote nikusalimieni wote ambao mlikuja hapa lakini mkanikosa. Sababu za kutopatikana zilikuwa mbili. Mosi nilikuwa safarini ambako kulinibana hata kushindwa kupata internet. Hata nilipopata wasaa wa kuchungulia internet, sababu ya pili, mtandao haukuwepo.

Wakati wa mimi kutokuwepo hewani kombe la dunia liliendelea na kumalizika. Katika matukio yaliyonisikitisha kuhusu kombe la dunia la mwaka huu ni kutolewa 'timu yangu ya Brazil' katika hatua ya pili tu. Huwa nawapenda sana Brazil.

Flagi la Brazil

Kabla ya Kombe la Dunia kuanza nilitoa angalizo na kukata tamaa kwangu kuhusu kufanya vema Brazil. Baada ya kusikia Brazil wanakuja kucheza na Taifa Stars niliogopa na kuandika sehemu fulani maneno haya chini.Kamba unabisha soma hapa, nenda maoni ya 11

kwa nia njema tu nawaomba brazil wasije kucheza na taifa stars. stars sio kipimo cha brazil. labda ni kipimio cha kupunguza ukali wa brazil.

pili stars imekuwa ikizipa nuksi timu zinazocheza nazo kwa maandalizi ya mashindano makubwa. walianza new zealand. walipoenda afrika kusini kwenye kombe la shirikisho wakawa urojo na kutolewa mapema.

wakafuata ivory coast. walipenda angola kwenye AFCON wakawa asusa, wakatolewa mapemaa.

sasa brazil ndio wanataka kuja kupata upako wa kufanya vibaya.

kwa mashindano ya world cup mwaka huu hali ya hewa ya dar es salaam haifai kwa training. Dar ni joto, Durban ni baridi. labda brazil waende njombe.

Baada ya Brazili kutolewa nikasikitika lakini nikawa nimetabiri kama pweza paulo alivyokuwa akitabiri vyema.

2010-06-27T02:51:00.000-07:00
LEO NI SHANGWE

si wanasema picha inaongea maneno 1000. Mie sisemi. Monday I am off to Dar and Moro. See you around.

2010-06-22T04:01:00.000-07:00
ADIMIKO

Nililazimika kutokuwepo hewani kwa sababu mbili. moja kuu na nyingine sio kuu kama ile kuu. Sababu kuu ni adimiko la internet (bule glali). Sababu isiyo kuu ni Kombe la Dunia. Baada ya kukosa internet ya bule sikujishughulisha kwenda mbali kuitafuta ya kulipia kwani muda ulikuwa ukigongana na mechi za WOZA 2010.

Ile napata mtandao nakumbana na habari njema ya kuenguliwa kwa refa Koman Coulibaly (pichani) aliyechezesha na kulikoroga katika mechi ya Marekani na Slovenia. 'Kama unabisha' Soma story hapa. Huyu refa alinikera sana, sio kwa sabau nawazimia marekani bali kwa kuwa ilikuwa haki yao.

Nimekuwa muumini mzuri wa dini inaitwa Kombe la Dunia 2010. mpaka sasa nimelazimika kukosa mechi nne tu.

2010-06-08T01:12:00.000-07:00
CHEKA KIDOGO

Nimedesa hapa

2010-06-07T02:46:00.000-07:00
YAMETIMIA. TAIFA STARS OUT

Taifa Stars (bluu) na wenyeji Amavubi. Picha hudubin-my-o-scope

Juzi nilitabiri uwezekano wa TAifa Stars kutolewa katika mashindano ya wachezaji wanaocheza ligi za nyumbani. Sio kwamba naingilia kazi ya watabiri lakini ilijionyesha wazi tulithamini zaidi mechi ya kirafiki (kinafiki) baina yetu na Brazil kuliko mechi ya mashindano. Sikio la kufa halisikii medisini.

2010-06-05T08:54:00.000-07:00
DUNIA INAPOCHEZA SOKA LA AFRIKA YA KUSINI

Kila mtu sasa anajua kombe la dunia ndio hilo araundi ze kona. hakika Duni imepigishwa kwata kucheza mpira katika mahadhi ya ki-Afrika ya Kusini. Na twende pamoja sasa...

Makarapa ni vazi la kichwani kwa vichaa wa soka Afrika ya Kusini.

Vuvuzela ndio Baragumu la soka huko Kunako shughuli. Hili hupagawisha wachezaji na washabiki wasioliewa. Linasubiriwa tamko baada ya mechi chache za awali kuwa liruhusiwe kuendelea ama la.

KWINGINEKO.
Mchambuzi wa soka hasa linapokuwa ni Kombe la Dunia, Madaraka Nyerere wa kijijini Butiama, anabashiri timu hizi zitaingia raundi ya Pili:

Group A - France and Mexico
Group B - Argentina and Nigeria
Group C - England and USA
Group D - Germany and Serbia
Group E - Netherlands and Cameroon
Group F - Italy and Paraguay
Group G - Brazil and Portugal
Group H - Spain and Switzerland

Anadai...

If I get a 75 of my predictions right, I will consider changing careers and move into predicting future events. Soma zaidi hapa.

2010-06-05T03:12:00.000-07:00
'ZEMARCOPOLO' ATANGAZA NIA MOROGORO

Dk. Imani Hamza Kondo 'ZEMARCOPOLO'

Kwa wenzangu na mie tulioanza kublogu maka ya 2005/2006 na kuendelea tunamkumbuka mwanablogu mashuhuri haka kwa uchangiaji aliyekwenda kwa jina la ZEMARCOPOLO. Huyu ni Dk. Imani Hamza Kondo. Ametangaza nia ya kugombea ubunge jimbo la Morogoro Kusini Machariki kwa tiketi ya CCM.

Anaomba ushirikiano wa namna yoyote iwayo. Soma zaidi hapa na hapa.

Sauti ya Baragumu inamtakiwa kila la heri.

2010-06-05T02:42:00.000-07:00
SWALI - USAFIRI DAR ES SALAAM
Kuna mwananchi mwenye nia njema anauliza uwezekano wa kutumia reli kupunguza kero ya usafiri dar es salam.

Reli ikikarabatiwa

Anauliza...

Naamini hamjambo Waungwana.

Nina kaswali kamoja kadogo hapa, ambako kananizingua labda kutokana na upeo wangu mdogo au uzee! Hivi ni kwanini hakuna usafiri wa TRENI katika jiji la dar es Salaam wakati miundombinu ipo?

Kuna Reli toka Pugu hadi Stesheni, Ubungo Maziwa hadi Stesheni, Keko hadi Stesheni, Mivinjeni hadi stesheni. hapa mahali hapahitaji mabehewe ya lakshari, hayo yaliyolala kule yadi Ilala, yanafaa. hatuhitaji vichwa vikubwa, hata vile vya shantingi vinafaa!

Msaada jamani mwenzenu nachanganyikiwa!!

ABU MSEMO

Nimeitowa kwa Lady JayDee

2010-06-05T02:24:00.000-07:00
MIE NAONA KAMA TUSHAFUNGWA NA RWANDA VILE
Taifa Stars

Karibu juma zima lililopita stori za kisoka zimetawaliwa na ujio wa timu ya soka ya taifa la Brazil kucheza na katimu ketu Taifa Stars. Mengi yamezungumzwa kuanzia urari wa kuileta Brazil na hali halisi ya uchumi wetu na matatizo yetu. Hili halinihusu sana kwani ningelikuwa mimi ningeliamua vinginevyo.

Kabla ya mechi na Brazil keshokutwa, Taifa Stars watakuwa na kibarua cha kujaribu kufuzu kucheza fainali za wachezaji wachezao ligi za nyumbani yaani CHAN. Jumapili watakuwa ugenini Kigali kujaribu kuwafunga wenyeji AMAVUBI ili wafuzu. Lakini mie naona kama tushafungwa mechi hii kwa sababu kila kona watu wameipa kipaumbele mechi ya 'kishkaji' na Brazil kuliko mechi ya mashindano na Rwanda. Sijamsikia mtu akipanga mikakati ya kuwafunga Rwanda. Naisikia mikakati ya kulipa kiingilio cha malaki kuwaona wachezaji wa Brazili wakibadilishana jasho na wa kwetu. Nadhani hata wachezaji wa Stars wanasubiria mechi ya Brazil zaidi kuliko ya Rwandwa. Yangu macho lakini nawapa Rwanda 80% kufuzu

2010-05-29T08:30:00.000-07:00
HAKUNA TENA FEGI

Annivesary Zingine... sikiliza..

Fegi ni hatari kwa mvutaji

Keshokutwa 31/05/2010 ni siku ya kupiga vita matumizi ya bidhaa za tumbaku(Sio lazima kuisoma hapa na hapa). Bidhaa mashuhuri ya tumbaku ni sigara. Nilikuwa mvutaji mzuri sana wa fegi kwa miaka kadhaa hivi. Mwaka jana tarehe kama ya leo (29/05/2009)niliona share yangu ya kuvuta fegi inatosha. Naam sijatumia kitu hicho kwa mwaka sasa na sikusubiri siku ya kujaribu kuacha ama kupunguza. Kwa mnaoendelea kuvuta hebu fikirini upya kwa kupima faida na hasara. Hapa kwenye hasara nadhani hatubishani. Binadamu bila sigara inawezekana!

Dhima ya siku ya kuacha kuvuta sigara mwaka huu inalenga katika kupunguza matumizi hayo kwa wanawake. HAPPY NO TOBACCO DAY!

2010-05-19T07:59:00.000-07:00
KUPUNGUZA MSONGAMANO WA MAGARI DAR

Ufuatao hapa chini ni mchango wa mtanzania mwenzetu Judah Semali kuhusu kupunguza ama kuondosha kero ya usafiri dar es salaa. Nimeinyofoa hii kutoka mtandao wa WANABIDII.Miaka mitano tu iliyopita hali haikuwa ya hatari kama ilivyo leo. Hebu fikiria miaka 10 tu ijayo kama hakuna vichwa vya kuamua haraka nini cha kufanya hali itakuwaje. Hebu na tuone mchango wake huu:-

If we want to get rid of the traffic woes in Dar es Salaam roads we need to be more creative and innovative, than using excessive resources which could cause more harm to the economy.

First Option:

The Government should encourage organizations in the private sector which are paying VAT to purchase/import between two to seven minibuses free of charge (No import tax, VAT or any taxes to be levied for the minibuses) so that employees may use the vehicles when coming and going back to work. The employer will agree with employees on the best ways to manage the routes efficiently and effectively as well as operations costs.

The best example is the way BoT, Tanzania Road Haulage and Swissport manages its staff minibuses on daily basis. If this is implemented successful, we are sure of removing more than 200,000 vehicles in the road during peak hours.

For example:

32 Banks each with average of 200 employees in DSM, 75% having vehicles it means
nearly 5000 vehicles will be removed from the road during peak hours.

Telecom companies with more than 4,000 staff at DSM only, 80% having vehicles, it means about 3,200 vehicles will be removed from the road during peak hours

If the Government ministries and its agencies like (TRA with more than 3000 staff in DSM, TPA with more than 500 staff in Dar) will also do the same, it means that, in no time there will no longer be traffic jams during week days.

NOTE: The traffic jam in DSM is also contributed by many Government vehicles. To prove this point, let's watch the number of vehicles on the road during the budget week when many Government officials are in Dodoma. It hardly take 10 minutes to drive from Mwenge junction to Salander Bridge or even city centre. Thats why i keep on insisting that, the Government should also purchase the minibuses to discourage its staff from using private vehicles.

Flyovers usually lessen the burden of transport conundrum

Second Option:

If we want to get rid of the traffic jams in the city, we need to construct the so called New Dar Es Salaam. I found this type of construction in Luanda Angola. People are being evacuated in phases, and construction of high rising buildings, four lanes tarmac roads in between the buildings and many other important infrastuctures such as clean water supply and sewarage drainage systems are constructed.

Giving an example, evacuation can be done for the people living in the square between Karume Junction, Buguruni, Tazara and Chang'ombe traffic lights. The Government agency (NHC or Pension funds or joint program) construct about five to ten large high rising structures like the Benjamen Mkapa Tower, which are enough to accomodate all the people in that area.

All the people in that square are given an appartment to stay in those ten buildings. The rest of the area is demolished and high rising structures are built in the remaining area of the square, and accomodate people from another square as well. This evacuation and reconstruction process can go on until the whole city status changes.

The appartments are not given free of charge like NHC ones. People buy them using special policies and guidelines by the agency and the mortgage bank.

People working on new skyscrapers in the area that was previously a squatter

Third option - SUMATRA WASIWE WAKWASI

Implementation of "Executive transport system" whereby private companies will be allowed to operate executive bus business which have well planned schedules and which are neat, with air conditions etc. Even though the charge will be TZS 3,000 from Tegeta and Mbezi Beach (or TZS 6,000 return ticket), people will pay the fare so long as they are sure of getting the transport on time and without scrumbling.

My take on this: I think the second option is a long term solution for the woes of Dar's transport, housing and sanitation problems. Wewe unaonaje au unafikiriaje?

2010-05-13T23:58:00.001-07:00
Nani Huyu?

'a healthy mind dwells in a healthy body'
Sasa ile ligi inayotupa kichaa ya Uingereza imekwisha, tena vizuri, basi sasa raha ni kujipa wenyewe. Way back in his final year UDSM 2002. Mhh! anataka kurejea enzi zake sijui ataweza? ijumaa njema.

2010-05-12T02:05:00.000-07:00
MSAADA TUTANI

Wababe wa Ligi Kuu ya Uingereza wakijinafasi na kombe lao

Ikiwa ni juma la kusherehekea ushindi wa Chelsea wa Ligi Kuu ya Uingereza (najua huu sio wimbo mzuri kwa Chib na Fadhy Mtanga)naomba kuuliza swali. Jumapili ile 'tukufu ya mapinduzi' ilitazamiwa washindi ama wawe Chelsea (99%)ama Manchester United (1%)ilikuwaje kombe lenyewe likawepo Stanford Bridge? Ingekuwaje kama ingetokea miujiza Manchester akabahatisha? Au kulikuwa na makombe mawili? Na kama ni hivyo, huwa inakuwaje ikiwa timu zaidi ya 2 (sema 4 za miji tofauti) zinatazamiwa kunyakua ubingwa? Kombe lilikuwa wapi kabla ya dakika ya mwisho?

Ninaamini katika ufanisi wa usafiri uingereza hasa wa treni na anga lakini kati ya London (waliko Chelsea)na Manchester ni zaidi ya Kilomita 263. Je kombe lilisafirishwa katika dakika chache baada ya mipira kumalizika kote. Natamani kujua nini kilitokea ama nini hutokea.

2010-05-01T04:07:00.000-07:00
MEI MOSI MBEYA

Leo nimeshiriki katika maandamano ya sherehe ya akina sie wa mwisho wa mwezi. dhima kuu mwaka huu ni kugomea waajiri mpaka kieleweke. Namfuata huyo dada wa mbele.

Ndani ya uwanja wa Sokoine

Katika pitapita ya kutafuta picha nikakutana na blogger wa siku nyingi Rashid Mkwinda (katikati)wa Fasihi za Ufasaha akisaka habari hapa na pale. Hapa alikuwa katika harakati za kumhoji mmojawapo wa wafanyakazi bora mwaka huu.

Jamaa wa Usangu Logistics (T) akikwea zawadi ya pikipiki kwa ajili ya ufanyakazi bora. Kushoto (nyekundu)ndio akina Usangu Logistics wenyewe.

Jamaa hawakukosa kutuonyesha namna wanavyotutengenezea kilaji. Mbeya kuna kiwanda cha TBL.

Huwaga sijivungi nikipata ya 'kuonja'.

2010-04-27T06:16:00.000-07:00
Ndio ishakula kwangu au?

nimejaribu kufungua mafaili yaliyomo katika flash disk yangu lakini imeshindikana. yaliyokataa kufunguka ni ya adobe na microsoft word. Sasa nikifungua ya microsoft word ndio nakutana na ujumbe huu (kwa kizunfu) hapa chini. sasa ndio ishakula kwangu kwamba siwezi kuyapata tena au nifuate masharti yake. yamo mafaili muhimu sana. nisaidieni.

Sorry I am really sorry. I don't want to do it again. This is my first and may be the last if you agree to help me.

Do you want to get your files back? That is so easy just do this. I want you to write a mail to
Zlovel_4evr@yahoo.com
stating how much I loved her.

You knowà I gave her everything I had, my heart my phaseà. all what I can and had but she gave me nothing
except pain. Now she leaves me alone and I am felling now empty inside. I can't to live without her. That is why I
burnt your files. I know may be this file is vital for you as your mail is for me. Be sure I will give your files back with
out any damage. Be sure and trust me.

Take a minute from your busy time and write a nice message to her. Then you will get all your files as befor.

Thank you for your cooperation. And I hope you will give me a pardon for my miss use of knowledge. I did it
because I left with no other option.

2010-04-19T03:14:00.000-07:00
WEEKEND MBAYA KWANGU

Awali ilianza kwa kuwaombea njaa Manchester United. But as I was about to celebrate Paul Scholes proved that jealousness never wins with a 30-seconds-to-go header against Man City.

Nikasema haidhuru. Huitaji mwingine afungwe ndipo wewe ushinde. Nikajua tu tutawanyuka Tottenhap Hotspur. Loh! John Terry kwanza akawazawadia penati kisha kama haitoshi 'akatafuta' mikadi iliyomtoa mchezoni.

Nikajipa moyo kuwa haidhuru. Yafaa nini kushabikia ulaya wakati wanangu wenyewe wa Jangwani wangetutoa kimasomaso dhidi ya 'hayawani'. Yale yale ya John Terry, mikadi myekundu miwili tukaipata na kugeuka asusa kwa 'hayawani' wa kariakoo. Pichani kipa wetu Obren Cuckovic akiruka bila mafanikio na kuruhusu goli la kwanza. haidhuru wao wametufunga wakati hamna sikukuu. sisi mwaka jana tuliwafunga wakati wa krismasi

2010-04-12T02:09:00.001-07:00
SOKOINE: MIAKA 26 KABURINI

Hayati Edward Moringe Sokoine

Ninapokuwa na nafasi huwa napenda kumkumbuka Hayati Edward Moringe Sokoine kila ifikapo tarehe 12/4, tarehe ambayo royo yake iliuaga mwili. Kwangu Hayati Sokoine atasalia kuwa shujaa wa taifa hili. Kwa kweli kwangu anashika namba ya juu sana. Pengine uadilifu na uaminifu wake ndivyo vilivyowafanya watawala wa miaka ya baadaye wajiaminishe kuwa waziri mkuu bora wa nchi hii atatoka huku alikotoka Sokoine (?). Simply the truest son Tanzania must brag to have had! Wema hawana maisha.

Tarehe kama hii mwaka 2006 nilipata wasaa wa kumkumbuka Hayati Sokoine kwa staili hii hii. Waweza soma hapa hisia zangu za wakati huo, ambazo zinasalia kuwa hivyo. Hapa chini nawashrikisha michango ya chapisho hili la mwaka 2006:

charahani said...
Mwaipopo

Kwanza umenifurahisha na kauli kuwa anayekaribia kuwa mtakatifu. Sijui protokali za kiromani nasikia sasa hivi eti wapo katika mchakato wa wenye heri halafu wakishamaliza waingie katika huo utukufu. Lakini mhh hivi pamoja na zile operesheni vijiji utakatifu utakuja kweli? (Joke)

Huyu Sokoine kuna bwana mdogo mmoja alizungumza na Bob Makani ambaye aliwahi kuwa naibu Gavana, alimnukuu akisema kuwa Sokoine aliweza kufanya kazi hadi saa tisa usiku hebu angalia hilo.

Inawezekana hili limewafanya viongozi wa sasa kuamini kuwa wamasai ni jasiri hawaogopi mtu ndiyo maana wanafikia sasa mawaziri wakuu wawili kutoka Monduli.

1:56 AM

mwandani said...
Safi Mwaipopo.
Nakumbuka kifo hicho cha Marehemu Sokoine. Nikitoka shule, njiani pale Mikoroshini (siku hizi panaitwa Namanga)nyimbo za polisi na jeshi kote redioni zilikuwa zikipiga. Nakumbuka nilifadhaika, nikasikia uchungu sana.
Hivi karibuni nilitafuta sana habari za Marehemu Sokoine kwenye mtandao nikapata chache tu ambazo hazikueleza kwa kina matendo ya marehemu.
Kumuenzi hayati Sokoine, ingelikuwa vyema kupata habari ndefu na za kina - haswa habari zinazoorodhesha sera zake - kama utekelezaji wa vita dhidi ya wahujumu uchumi... au mengineyo.

3:23 AM

Hudson Eliah Kazonta said...
Mwaipopo,

umefanya kitu muhimu sana kumkumbuka shujaa wetu aliyejitolea kupigana na mafisadi wanaoishambulia nchi yetu kwa kuitafuna kwa kutumia meno yao makali.

ukweli ni kwamba kipindi hicho nilikuwa mtaalam sana wa kulia kila nilipotakiwa kwenda shule kwani ndio nilikuwa nakaribia kufikisha miaka sita tu!

Hongera sana kaka Mwaipopo.

4:31 AM

Boniphace Makene said...
Sfi sana Baragumu, nakupongeza kwa kukumbuka huyu shujaa wetu na pia kupiga hilo dongo nimewcheka sana.

8:36 AM

Michuzi said...
baragumu unatisha! kumbe u wa falsafa hivyo? mie bwana hapa sitii neno zaidi ya kukusifia na kukutonya kwamba kaka wa mama watoto wangu (semkae kilonzo anajua) ameoa hapo monduli, hivyo nasi ni familimemba. kwa kweli ule ni ukoo takatifu, usio na makuu wala majivuno, toka wakati ule yuko hai na hadi sasa. pia ni wasomi wazuri na wachapakazi sana tu. hiyo dhana ya kuwa pm bora lazima atoke huko arusha inaweza kuwa coincidence ama sokoine ali-set precedence nasi tukaizoea hivyo kama hii dhana kwamba kuna ulazima kupeana zamu (bara na visiwani) vipindi vya urais

10:26 AM

Reginald S. Miruko said...
nimekumbuka mengi. Niliwahi kutembelea kaburi lake pale Monduli Juu, takriban km 50 kutoka mjini Arusha, wakati huo ikiwa niaka 12 baada ya kifo chake, nilikuta bado anaenziwa vilivyo, kwani 'KABURI LILIKUWA BADO LINALINDWA NA POLISI WAKATI WOTE'. Sijui sasa hali ikoje.

1:34 AM

tamba said...
Mimi kaka, nakupongeza kwa blogu yako. Nimekuwa mgeni kidogo kwenye nyanja hii na bado natengeneza ya kwangu, lakini tupo wengi na inafurahisha. Nashukuru kwa comment zako kwangu. Usikose kupitia Blogu yangu na napenda maoni zaidi na zaidi

7:23 AM

Ndesanjo Macha said...
Mwaipopo,
Inaelekea kuwa watu kama Morani Moringe wanaweza kuwa wanajitokeza nchini kwetu kila baada ya miaka 200! Ukiachilia mbali kuchapa kwake kazi, ile tabia yake ya kutopenda makuu ilikuwa ya pekee hasa ukiangalia hawa wezi wetu wa siku hizi walioko madarakani. Ingawa operesheni zake hazikuwa na nguvu ya kisheria, nia yake ilikuwa ni kuondoa uchu, uhujumu, na ubadhirifu.

Tufikirie namna gani ambayo watu kama Moringe wanaweza kukumbukwa kwa faida kubwa zaidi kuliko kutumia majina yao kwenye barabara na majengo.

5:21 AM

mwalyoyo said...
Tunakushukuru sana bw Mwaipopo kwa kutukumbusha mtu muhimu sana katika historia ya Tanzania. Nilisoma gazeti fulani makini la kiswahili linalotoka mara moja kwa wiki, kulikuwa na makala moja nzuri sana iliyohusu maisha ya Shujaa Sokoine. Nitajaribu kuwasiliana na wamiliki wa makala ile ili angalau wanablogu wengine waipate kwa njia ya mtandao. Ni jambo la muhimu sana kufahamu historia ya nguli huyu wa Tanzania. Nashukuru kwa maelezo yako ya namna ya kuanzisha blogu, nimeianza na natarajia kuweka habari mbali mbali.

2010-04-09T01:41:00.000-07:00
Tuikaribishe Blogu ya Maendeleo ya Jamii

Huyu jamaa E. Akyoo amekuwa muumini mzuri wa blogu za wabongo. Hatimaye naye ameona ajiunge na ulimwengu wa ku-blogu ili atujuze/atushirikishe mambo ya maendeleo ya jamii na mambo mengine pia. Hebu tukamsabahi na kumkaribisha hapa.

2010-04-06T03:37:00.000-07:00
Siku ya Afya Duniani: Malaria tunaifanyaje?

Kesho tarehe 7/4 ni maadhimisho ya siku ya afya duniani. Pamoja na mambo mengine, siku hii kimsingi hutumika kuamsha ufahamu wa magonjwa na maradhi kwa binadamu, ikiwa na lengo kuu la kujikina na kutibu ili kupunguza vifo (ingawaje mwisho wa siku wote tutakufa).

Nataka nijielekeze katika ugonjwa hatari ambao umekuwepo tangu mwanadamu awepo hapa duniani. Malaria ni ugonjwa ambao umekuwa ukiangamiza watu hata kabla ya Ukimwi. Na hata sasa. Kutokana na kuwa tishio kwa maisha ya mwanadamu nadhani kuna watu nje na ndani ya Afrika wamefanya malaria ni biashara.

Mbu akieneza malaria

Juhudi kuu dhidi ya malaria imekuwa ‘Kujikinga na mbu waenezao malaria’. Mie sikatai hoja ya kujikinga na mbu lakini nadhani ni wakati sasa tuamke na tuanzishe kitu kama ‘Tumtokomeze mbu aenezae malaria’. Hivi kwa nini tuhangaike na moshi wakati tunakujua moto uliko?

Ninashawishika kudhani katika suala zima la malaria kuna mkono wa kibiashara zaidi, biashara ambayo viongozi wetu wameingizwa ama kwa kujua ama kwa kutokujua.

Kuna jamii hapa duniani wala hazijui uwepo wa ugonjwa huu, achilia mbali kusikia. Kwa mfano, Marekani ni miongoni mwa nchi zilizoteseka sana na ugonjwa huu hususan kuanzia miaka ya 1900 mpaka mwaka 1949. Soma hapa na hapa. Wamarekani wa leo hawajui kama kuna ugonjwa hapa duniani unaitwa ‘malaria’. Hata madaktari wa huko si wote wanajua uwepo na tiba ya malaria.

Marekani yao ni hadithi ya mafanikio katika vita dhidi ya malaria. Baada ya kuangamiza watu sana, hatimaye walitokomeza malaria kwa kunyunyiza dawa ya DDT kila kona na kutoacha maji yatuame hovyo (kutengeneza miundombinu ya maji mizuri).

Vyandarua vilivyotiwa dawa 'kuzuia' mbu

Hapa ndipo hatuambiani ukweli. Wakati Marekani imefanikiwa kutokomeza mbu kwa DDT sie tunaambiwa DDT haifai na tunakubali na kupiga marufuku matumuzi ya DDT. Suala la kutengeneza miundombinu linaweza kuwa gumu kwetu kutokana na uwezo wa kiuchumi lakini nilidhani ni bora tungeambiwa tunashindwa wapi kuliko kutoambizana ukweli. Kila kukicha ‘Tujikinge na mbu waenezao malaria’.

Nijuavyo mimi vyandarua huwezesha mbu kutong’ata watu kitandani tu. Hatuambiwi kuhushu mbu aliye sebuleni, jikoni, maktaba, chooni na bafuni na kadhalika. Au tunatakiwa tuwe na vyandarua ‘vilivyotiwa dawa’ hata maktaba au sebuleni tukiwa tunacheza karata saa sita usiku? Au ‘mbu aenezae malaria’ ni yule aliyeko chumbani tu?

DDT ikipulizwa marekani kuua mbu wote

Wakati baragumu linapulizwa kwa juhudi zote‘ kujikinga na mbu waenezao malaria’, tunaona mataifa ya magharibi yanavyojenga viwanda vya vyandarua kwao na kwetu, wanavyotengeneza dawa kwao (mfano dawa mseto inatengenezwa Brooklyn, New York). Tunawaona wanapotoa misaada yenye masharti kuwa ni lazima tununue dawa kwao. Ilimradi kila uchao ni kauli mbiu za kuuhangaikia moshi ilihali tunakujua moto uliko.

Ni wakati sasa tuambiane ukweli. Tumeshakufa vya kutosha!

2010-03-25T09:00:00.000-07:00
WEWE UNGEFANYEJE

umewahi kwenda bar na mkeo? soma hii..

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter, a
prostitute approached his wife & whispered......."You must DEMAND cash before sex,
I know him very well........ He doesn't pay......!!!"

2010-03-16T06:23:00.000-07:00
MADEREVA TEKSI

Wapendwa waaminifu wa kupitiasha macho bloguni kwangu karibuni. Nilipotea hewani kidogo kwa sababu mbili; mosi ni kutokuwa na mtandao na pili kusafiri. Nilikuwa dar kwa siku 5 hivi. Nikiwa mbali na mtandao nilibahatika kusoma shairi hili hapa chini kuhusu mateksi dereva. tufuatane na mshairi mwenyewe...

Madereva wa Taxi

Na John Nkurumah Makacha (Mteule) “man of vision”

Utafiti nilofanya, Tanga na Mwanza mjini,
Na mwingine kule Kenya, hasa Mombasa Likoni,
Hakika umenifanya, nigundue ni wahuni,
Madereva wa taksi , ni wahuni wa kutupwa.

Kulamba wake za watu, kwao sio mtihani,
Kwa kutoa lifti tu, huwapata kilaini,
Wenye wake kila mtu, tahadhari chukuweni!
Madereva wa taksi , ni wahuni wa kutupwa.

Madenti wa sekondari, huwekwa vimada ndani,
Zawadi ni usafiri, ili wawahi shuleni,
Na kutaka ufahari, wawajue wao nani,
Madereva wa taksi , ni wahuni wa kutupwa.

Wana vimada lukuki, ukiwapanga foleni,
Mara leo Mama Jaki, na kesho Mama Semeni,
Kwa ngono hawatosheki, hivi wamerogwa nini,
Madereva wa taksi, ni wahuni wa kutupwa.

Kila kona wamezaa, hawana nyota kijani,
Wakikatiza mitaa, nyimbo ni baba fulani,
Una haki kushangaa, ni watu aina gani?
Madereva wa taksi , ni wahuni wa kutupwa.

Ndipo mwalimu mkuu, Makacha mwenye visheni,
Biblia nanukuu, madereva kasomeni,
Malipo ya dhambi kuu, ni kuzikwa kaburini,
Madereva wa taksi , ni wahuni wa kutupwa.

chanzo: mtanzania machi 15, 2010

2010-03-03T05:31:00.000-08:00
MAJIBU YA SAFARI YA MWANAHABARI MBEYA

Kamnara ketu

Nimebahatika kutumiwa e-mail ambayo mwandishi wake ameiita ripoti ya safari yake ya kikazi mkoani Mbeya. Ameituma kwa watu wengi ili kueneza uchafu aliouona mkoani humu. Sina uhakika nani alimpa kazi ya kuandika ripoti yake hii maana nijuavyo riporti ina kitu kinaitwa terms of reference yaani waliokutuma na jinsi walivyokutuma kufanya uchunguzi/utafiti. Lakini haidhuru pia inaweza kuwa ripoti binafsi ya muhusika anayejiita mwanahabari, ingawaje ripoti yenyewe inaonyesha alichokiandika sicho alichotumwa kufanya huko mbeya. Waweza isoma hapa
Awali napenda kumpongeza mwanahabari kwa kuonyesha yale ambayo kwa mtazamo wake hayaonwi ama hayajaonwa na watu wasiowahi kufika Mbeya ila nitachukua fursa kidogo kurekebisha yale ambayo yamewasilishwa ndivyo sivyo. Napenda ijulikane mie ni mkaazi wa mbeya kwa karibu miaka 20 mfululizo isipokuwa nikiwa shule ama vyuoni, ambako nako nilitambulika kuwa natoka Mbeya. Hivyo itambulike nina maslahi na uenyeji/ukaazi wangu hapa Mbeya.

Juhudi hii ni kwa ajili ya kuweka sawa kumbukumbu na taarifa kamili. Pili nadhani itamuongezea ufahamu bwana mwanahabari. Tatu juhudi hii itafanya upotoshajia wa makusudi wa mwanahabari pengine kutokana na wembamba wa uwezo wake wa kufikiri, kupembua na kuchanganua mambo, ujulikane.

Nianze na kunukuu mwanzo wa report yake hii. Nanukuu “Duniani kuna mambo mengi sana.” Nukuu hii inaonyesha jinsi gani huyu mwanahabari (lakini mwanahabari aliyetumwa kwenda kutengeneza mashine mbeya. Habari na umakenika wapi na wapi) alivyo maamuma wa kujua mambo hata yaliyo ndani ya nchi yake. Kwake Mbeya tu ni dunia nyingine kabisa! Kwake ilikuwa safari ya kustaabisha eti. Kwa mtu aliyefanikiwa kusafiri kuliko mwanahabari-makenika Mbeya haitofautiani sana kwa raha na mauzauza utakayoyakuta mikoa mingine, pengine mikoa mingine imeizidi hiyo Mbeya. Nitaonyesha kwa kifupi hapa chini.

Kimojawapo ni uwingi wa makanisa na sehemu za kuabudia hapa Mbeya. Eti kutoka kanisa moja mpaka lingine ni hatua 30! Nimekaa Mbeya karibu miaka 20 sijayaona hayo makanisa na viwanja vya kuabudia vilivyopakana hatua 30 kama mwanahabari-makenika anavyotaka kuwadanganya watu ambao hawajafika Mbeya.

Jambo la msingi lililonisukuma sana kujaribu kujibu ripoti hii ni maambukizi ya ukimwi mkoani Mbeya. Ni kweli Mbeya i miongoni mwa mikoa inayoongoza kwa maambukizi ya gonjwa hili hatari lakini haiifuatii Johanesburg kwa maambukizi. Hata hapa Tanzania tu haishiki namba moja. Soma hapa uhakikishe. Labdha atuambie takwimu hizi kazipata wapi.

Ingawaje ripoti hii ina nia ya kutukumbusha kujiepudha na kujilinda na ukimwi lakini imejaa kejeli kama vile Mbeya na Ukimwi ni sawa na samaki na maji. Kwa mfano anasema “wenyeji wa hapa wengi hawaamini kama kuna ukimwi. Wanaamini mtu akifariki basi amefariki kutokana na mungu (sic) kumwita amechoka maisha ya dunia , wengine ndio hizo imani zao akifa mwenzao amelogwa na mambo kama hayo .” Hivi tujiulize ni kweli asilimia kubwa ya watu wa Mbeya hawajui lolote kuhusu ukimwi isipokuwa wachache na pengine wageni wanaokuja kutengeneza mashine? Kumbuka hapa alipofikia kabla hajaenda Tukuyu (alikokuita ‘mkoa’ paragrafu ya 32) na Kyela ni mjini ambako ufahamu wa uwepo wa ukimwi ni mkubwa. Au amesahau Mbeya kuna watu wanaotoka mikoa yote ya Tanzania na si kweli kuwa wote wana imani za kizamaani za washamba wa Mbeya? Kuna wachagga, wahaya, wamasai, wasukuma, wakwere n.k. Na kabila lake ‘walistaarabika’ nao wapo wanaishi hapa, na wengine hawana mpango wa kurudi huko kwa ‘wastaarabu’.

Mwanahabari-makenika anaanika kuwa hapa Mbeya “ukikutana na wasichana 5 basi 3 wanamarafiki wa kiume ambao sio wanafunzi wenzao yaani watu wa nje tu , wamachinga na madereva au watu wa shuguli zingine , hii inaadhiri sana hawa vijana utendaji wao madarasani” (para 24). Nadhani anaongelea wanafunzi lakini hajatuambia takwimu hizi amezitoa wapi ama lini yeye binafsi alifanya utafiti huu. Na pia sidhani mmomonyoko huu wa maadaili miongoni mwa wanafunzi uko Mbeya tu. Pengine kwao hamna huu upuuzi, upuuzi ambao katu siupigii upatu kokote kuwako.

Nina mashaka na tabia binafsi za mwanahabari-makenika hususani katika masuala ya ngono. Nadhani ni muumini mkuu wa kuendekeza ngono. Pengine kafikia ushemasi kabisa. Inakuwaje mtu ambaye si muendekeza ngono ukachombezana kwa simu kimahaba na wanawake asiowajua hata wakapanga siku ya kwenda Mbeya ili wakapene hilo joto (para 11) alafu anaingia mitini dakika ya mwisho. Au sitaki nataka? Pia inakuwaje mtu asiye mzinzi akaongea na msichana asiyemjua kwa masaa mawili na wakatongozana (para 38) kisha unajifanya kuingia mitini. Nashawishika kuwa mwanahabari-makenika alikuwa akina sitaki-nataka. Nilidhani mtu asiye mzinzi, kama mwanahabari-makenika anavyotuaminisha, asingejihusisha na mazungumzo yanayoshadidia ngono. Nadhani angekuwa mkali mara moja! Tena katika hili anadiliki kuwadhalilisha wasichana wa Mbeya (pasi na kuwa na uhakina ni wenyeji wa kuzaliwa hapa) kuwa ni heri atongoze ng’ombe au mbuzi kuliko wao! (para 40 & 41).

Katika mambo yote aliyoyaona Mbeya, mazuri na mabaya, aliona la ngono ndio kuu. Afrika Kusini pamoja na kuongoza kwa maambukizi ya ukimwi bado ilionekana inafaa kuwa mwenyeji wa Kombe la Dunia. Safari yote ya Mbeya mwanahabari-makenika ameshindwa kuona mambo chanya kama utekelezaji wa vitendo wa sera ya kilimo kwanza, hakupishana na malori yanayokimbilia Dar es Salaam yakiwa yamesheni vyakula na matunda anuai. Hakushanga hali ya hewa safi tofauti na hali ya Dar es Salaam iliyojaa sumu. Hakuona milima na mabonde yanayohitaji wawekezaji wa aina-aina. Hakuona ukarimu wa watu, wenyeji na wageni. Hakufurahia maji yasiyokatika. Mnyonge mnyongeni haki yake mpeni.

Hitimisho.

Nina wasiwasi na ufahamu na uwezo wa kufikiri wa mwanahabari-makenika. Sidhani kuwa hajaenda shule kwani kusoma na kuelimika sio lazima vikatangamana. Nadhani ni wakati sote tuliolazimishwa kuisoma (ndio katutumia kwa lazima)ripoti hii tukaiangalia kwa jicho la pili. Hata majibu yangu haya pia yanahitaji upembuzi makini. Sio lazima yakawa ya kweli kwani nimeandika kwa kuzingatia maslahi ya kimkoa zaidi. Lakini nachelea mwanahabari alikuwa na nia ya kuupa mkoa wa taswira potofu zaidi ya ile iliyopo. Ni kweli mawazo yake ni baadhi ya changamoto sio tu katika Mbeya bali pia nchi nzima. Wapi hakuna mauzauza kama haya. Huko Dar es Salaam ambako mwanahabari- makenika anatoka/anaishi ndio usiseme!

2010-03-02T06:32:00.000-08:00
BARUA KWA WAZIRI WA ELIMU

[Nimeitoa taarifa hii Wanabidii Forum. Imenisikitisha. Nimeona niitundike hapa pengine/labda/may be/perhaps/ inawezekana hapa ikaonwa na mtoto mhusika akaonewa huruma.kama ni kweli basi si vema. Picha haiusiani na taarifa hii]

Mheshimiwa Waziri Suala hili imebidi likufikie kutokana na watendaji kushindwa kulishughulikia Suala la Neema Mgongo. Neema Mgongo amemaliza darasa la saba Shule ya Msingi Segerea mwaka 2008. Neema hakufaulu, Neema ana Mzazi mmoja tu yaani mama yake. Mama yake alitamani wanae asome shule ya Sekondari. Siku moja wakiwa Kanisani walitangaziwa kuwa kama kuna mtu mwenye mtoto aliyemaliza Darasa la saba Ampeleke kwenye shule inayofadhili wanafunzi na kwamba mwanafunzi atasoma kwa Tshs 100,000 kwa mwaka. Shule hiyo inaitwa KWETU HIGH SCHOOL liyoko Kunduchi Nje kidogo ya jiji la DSM.

Mama Neema alitakiwa kupeleka Barua ya serikali ya Mtaa, Shule alikosomea. Neema alipokelewa Shuleni hapo na mama yake alilipa Tshs 100,000/ mwaka 2009. Mwaka 2010 Shule hiyo imepandisha ada kutoka Tshs 100,000 hadi Tshs 200,000, Mama Neema akashindwa kulipa kiasi hicho maana hana kipato cha uhakika. Mama Neema aliomba msada serikali za Mitaa lakini hakupata msada hasa kupitia NGOs zinazosaidia Wanafunzi wazazi wao wasio na uwezo.

Katika kutafuta msada akapata habari kuwa Neema Mgongo alifaulu awamu ya pili lakini taarifa hazikumfikia kwakuwa alikuwa akiishi mbali na shule aliyosomea. Mama Neema alifika hadi Segerea Shule ya Msingi kupata Ukweli wa habari hizo. Mwalimu mkuu alimwambia ni kweli alipass kwenda Shule ya Uhuru Mchanganyiko. Mama Neema alikwenda Shule ya Uhuru Mchanganyiko akamwona Mwalimu Mkuu wa Shule hiyo. Mwalimu huyo alimwambia amechelewa sana nafasi ipo ila nenda kwa Afisa Elimu akupe barua ili tumpokee. Mama Neema akachukua barua kuanzia kwa mjumbe hadi serikali ya Mtaa pamoja na Shule iliyokuwa imemfadhili. Akampelekea Afisa Elimu wa Ilala pale Boma. Afisa Elimu akasema amesoma Shule ya Private hatuwezi kumpokea. Mama Neema akamwomba amejeshee Barua alizompa akakataa kumpatia. Kesho yake akamfuatilia Afisa Elimu huyo karibu mwezi Februari 2010 wote.

Mama Neema aliomba Msaada wa Mjumbe wa Nyumba kumi. Hata hivyo Afisa huyo hakujali aliendelea kuzuia Barua hizo. Siku iliyofuata mama Neema alimwendea tena ndipo alipomtupia baadhi ya Barua hizo, Na kwamba barua ya serikali ya Mtaa na Picha alibaki nazo.

Mama Neema aliamua kwenda Wizarani kumwona Mkurugenzi wa Elimu. Wizarani Gorofa ya tatu alimkuta Mkurugenzi Chumba no 302B. Mkurugenzi huyo kabila Msukuma alimwambia aende kwa DO pale kamata jambo hilo litatatuliwa. Mama Neema alikwenda kwa DO, DO alimwambia aende Shule alikosomea Mtoto kamati ya Shule iandike barua alafu aipitishie kwa Afisa Elimu wa Ilala alafu iende kwake. Mama Neema kwa ajili ya mwanae alifuatilia barua Shule alikosoma. Kamati ikakutana na Barua ikaandikwa akapewa mama Neema akaipeleka kwa Afisa Elimu wa Ilala. Afisa huyo akaiangalia akamwambia mama Neema ipeleke kwa DO. Mama Neema aliipeleka kwa DO na DO akakubali akamwambia Mama Neema Mpelekee Afisa Elimu. Mama Neema alifikisha ile barua kwa Afisa Elimu. Afisa huyo akaipokea na kutoa sauti ya kufoka kuwa haiwezekani nimekuambia. Peeeeleka hio barua kwa DO wako. Akaendelea kufoka iache hapo nitamwandikia DO mimi mwenyewe.

Barua imekwamia kwa Afisa Elimu. Hivi DO na Afisa Elimu Mkubwa ninani? MTOTO HUYO YUKO NYUMBANI ANATAKA KUSOMA ANALIA KILA SIKU.

2010-02-27T03:29:00.000-08:00
Fikra za outing wanawake na wawanume

Eti hii ni summary ya mawazo wanayokuwa nayo wanaume (shoto) na wanawake wanapotaka/wanapotakiwa kutoka kwenda kustarehe kama vile club na kwingineko.

Kuwa mwanamke kazi bwana, au?

2010-02-17T01:00:00.000-08:00
Remmy Ongala...!!!

Leo nimefurahi kujua kuna blogu inayojishughulisha na muziki wa Tanzania. Hii intaitwa Wanamuziki Tanzania. Anayejishughulisha nayo ni mkongwe/mtaalamu John Kitime. Kwa akina siye tunaopenda muziki hasa wa zamani, ambao huwa tunafikiri dunia ya muziki ilishaisha na ujio wa bongo fleva, hapa tumefika. kuna historia, uchambuzi na ufaanuzi mkuu. hayo ya dk Remmy Ongala utayakuta huko. Asante mzee wa changamoto na mzee wa ukweli John Kitime.

2010-02-14T01:25:00.000-08:00
MIAKA MI-4 YA SAUTI YA BARAGUMU

Nimekuwa kimya kwa takribani majuma mawili hivi. Nilikuwa Morogoro nikiwatumikia watu asubuhi mpaka saa moja jioni. Uchovu na kuwa mbali na mtandao vilinifanya nishindwe kublogu. Nimerejea kublogu ingawaje bado niko njiani kurudi mbeya. (Niko Dar kutoka Morogoro kwenda Mbeya - imekaaje hii??)

Nikiwa huko Moro Sauti ya Baragumu ilitimiza miaka Mi-4 toka lianzeshwe Februari 2006, New Jersey, USA. Angalia Post nilizoanza nazo wakati huo hapa. Miaka inaenda kasi mmno. Pichani ni picha niliyojipiga nikiwa hotelini Morogoro nikiwa na kashati kangu ka njano nilikokuwa nako wakati naanzisha blogu hii. nakaita kashati ka blogu.