SAUTI YA BARAGUMU

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:23:00 +0000

Sio vibaya tukikumbuka

Kombe la Dunia ndio hiloo linanukia takriban miezi 7 bado.....

Huyu ni Sunday Oliseh (1974). Kiungo mshambuliaji wa Nigeria. Pamoja na mambo mengine, anakumbukwa zaidi kwa goli lake la volley katika Kombe la Dunia la mwaka 1998 dhidi ya Hispania. Awali Hispania waliongoza baadaye Nigeria wakasawazisha na kuwa 2-2. Goli hili la Oliseh (angalia videoni chini) lilikuwa mkuki wa sumu na ambalo Hispania hawatalisahau kwani liliwanyima kusonga mbele katika hatua ya pili na badala yake Nigeria kufika huko.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:46:00 +0000

Ushawahi kukisikia Ki-Pidgin cha Nigeria?

Nimesomeshwa kuwa Nigeria kuna Kingereza-Kipidgin. Huzungumzwa na watu wa kati na wa chini (haimanishi wa juu hawakijui). Kingereza si kingereza ukijuacho wewe. Balaa tupu. Soma mifano hii:-

Wetin dey happen - means What is happening?
I no no, I no know, Me no no or Me no know - means I don't know
Come chop - means Come & eat
How Far? - means whats up? or hi
babe - means fine girl or chick
show - means meet up with me
Yarn or Yarning - means to talk

Kama unapenda kuelewa na kujifunza ki-pidgin hicho soma hapa kwa raha zako

Kama unapenda kusikiliza namna kinavyozungumzwa wasikilize P-SQUARE katika TEMPTATION (kong'oli video). Wameamua kutoka kwa kipidgin (klakini hii ni remix. ina rap (ghani) za kizungu nyingi). Kitu naufagilia wimbo huu ni kusheheni kipidgin. Wametoka kama mnigeria mewngine Amos Tutuola alivyoandika-ga The Palm-Wine Drinkard kwa kukutima kingereza 'chake mwenyewe'.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:19:00 +0000

Kufanana, kufaana ama kufaa

Kufanana ni hali ya kitu ama mtu mmoja kuwa na sifa zinazoshabihiana na za kitu kingine ama mtu mwingine. Wakati fulani hata watu huweza kushindwa kuwatofautisha watu wafananao. Kwangu dhana ya kufanana ni ya kimaumbile tu na si ya maana zaidi ya hapo. Baadhi ya binadamu wamekuwa wakifurahia wao wenyewe ama mtu fulani kufanana na mtu mwingine aghalabu mtu mashuhuri ama tajiri. Mifano angalia hapa na hapa Mimi sichukii mtu kunanana na mtu lakini sidhani watu kufanana ni jambo la kupigiwa upatu pasi na kufikiri namna gani kufanana huko kuwe kwa manaufaa ya wote wafananao ama ya jamii kwa ujumla. Watu utawasikia huyu anafanana na rais wa nchi fulani, au mfanyabiashara fulani au mtu maarufu huyu ama yule. Mie huwa nadhani ni kupoteza muda. Mbona punda wa lioko kijijini kwenu wanafanana na wale walioko katika kijiji chetu na hawatambi wala kuwatambia watu kuwa wanafanana? Kwangu la msingi ni watu kufaana wao kwa wao ama kuifaa jamii nzima.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:52:00 +0000

Kasichana miaka 11 kajifungua Salama

Hivi pengine global warming inazidi kuongezeka kila mahali. Hivi sasa visichana vya miaka kumi vyaweza zaa pasi na matatizo ( angalia hata hapa). Kasichana haka ka Bulgaria Kordeza Zhelyazkova (pichani)kamejifungua salama mtoto wa kilo 2.5 na baada ya muda kakatoroka kwenda kumalizia sherehe yake ya harusi. Baba mtoto ana miaka 19. Malizia stori nzima hapa

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:24:00 +0000

Huna Matumaini, Umekata Tamaa?

Hebu msikilize Lee Ann Womack katika I Hope You Dace, kwenye lvideo Songi hili huwa sichoki kulisikilizaga hasa ninapokataga tamaa. [wimbo umetumika pia katika filamu ya The Family That Preys]

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:23:00 +0000

Miaka Miwili Bila Lucky Dube

Binafsi namkumbuka sana, hasa show zake. Ninapokumbuka kifo chake (18/10/2007) cha kudungwa risasi na majahili ambao walitaka kumpora gari huwa naliwazwa na wimbo wake Crazy World. Ilisemekana wauaji wake hawakujua kuwa mtu waliyekuwa wakimuwinda alikuwa mwanamuziki mashuhuri na inadaiwa walisema: " We have killed tha man!" Kila mwaka nakumbuka mistari hii iliyopo katika Crazy World (songi kamili videoni)

People dying like flies every day
You read about it in the news
But you don't believe it
You'll only know about it
When the man in the long black coat
Knocks on your door
'Cause you're his next victim.......

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:05:00 +0000

Kanumba huyo tena Jamani

Safari hii na £ovely Gamble. Trailer yake inaonyesha huyu jamaa sasa katoka kivyengine.

Starring Steven Kanumba na Mekki Macha

Director R. Okemwa

Editor B. Baraka

Producer F. Eyembe

trela iko matawi katika link hapa

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:50:00 +0000

Majek Fashek then and now

I used to love the music of this Nigerian legend, Majek Fashek. I still love his music. The news has it that he is literally a pauper because of addiction to booze and some hard stuff (!).

Majek Then

I knew him because of his songs, not his addiction.

Majek Now

Today I am reminiscing with his songs especially So Long here. I really love this one. Anyone owning his CDs? I am dying for them.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:11:00 +0000

Kufanya Mitihani na Mimba

Serikali imesharuhusu wanafunzi 'waliteleza' kufanya mitihani ya mwisho. Juzi wameanza wa darasa la saba. Nafikiri mwendo ndio huohuo kwa kidato cha nne na cha sita.

Hivi ni faida zipi na hasara zipi tuzitarajie kwa ruksa hii?

Picha kutoka kwa michuzi

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:40:00 +0000

Bidhaa Bandia Tanzania
Kalamu halali na bandia.

Tanzania imejikuta ikiwa dampo la bidhaa bandia (counterfeits). Msururu ni mrefu; simu, saa, redio, runinga na kadhalika ( mfano wa kalamu pichani). Nyingi inasemekana zinatoka kwa wajamaa wenzetu, China. Pengine hizi ni za matumizi yasiyohusu moja kwa moja mfumo wa kibaolojia wa binadamu. Siku hizi hata dawa (mfano picha ya dawa) na chakula vingine ni bandia. Hapa pana hatari kuu kwa sababu matumizi na hivyo hatari zake ni za moja kwa moja. Wakati tunashangaa pengine na kupiga vita kidogo, majahili wa bidhaa Bandi ndio kwanza kumekucha.

Mwandishi mzoefu na mhadhiri Ayub Rioba anatanabaisha siku moja watumiaji watakuwa bandia pia:

So someone wakes up from a fake mattress, steps on fake slippers, walks on fake tiled floor to the fake knobbed door of one�s bathroom. One showers with water purified using fake chlorine with a fake soap and dries oneself with a fake towel.

One switches on a fake television set to watch news gathered using a fake camera and then walks to the dining table to start breakfast with bread prepared from fake ingredients. When someone begins to feel a headache and walks to a nearby pharmacy and there one finds a fake pharmacist with a fake name and a fake certificate selling fake drugs.

Someone turns to look at herself in the mirror and develops a feeling that they probably may need some bodily repair. Someone ends up ordering some fake drugs which they are made to believe, can balloon up flattened bodily parts.

Fake is a deeper self-inflicted reality in this part of the world that very few of us are prepared to admit. We are prone to fakes because we love fakes, we enjoy fakes, we promote fakes, we perpetuate fakes and we protect fakes.

Isome story nzima hapa the Citizen

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:51:00 +0000

ZAMU YA DK HARRISON MWAKYEMBE KUTUMIWA NA WANIGERIA

Jamani wa-Nigeria hawajachoka bado. Sikujua Dk Mwakyembe anamshauri rais wa Nigeria. Nimeitoa hiyo maneno hapa. Tuwafanyaje hawa?
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Your friend, DR. HARRISON MWAKYEMBE (drharrison209@yahoo.com) has sent you this information from Yahoo! (Email address has not been verified.)

Personal message:
ATM INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY

ATTENTION HONORABLE BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY NOTIFY YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK,ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU.WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR. PRESIDENT,UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD,BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO HIM IN ORDER TO PROCEED IMMEDIATELY:

1. FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND
THE ATM CARD TO(P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5. A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

HOWEVER, KINDLY FIND BELOW THE CONTACT PERSON:
MR, HENRY ONYEMEM
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT
DEPARTMENT
EMAIL: paymentcode.atm128@gmail.com

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT ($8,300,000.00 USD) AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. ALSO FOR YOUR
INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S)OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR ATM PAYMENT.

FOR ORAL DISCUSSION, I CAN BE REACHED ON OR EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU
RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

HAVE IN MIND THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-128) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

BEST REGARDS,

HON. DR. HARRISON MWAKYEMBE (TANZANIAN LEGAL & FINANCIAL EXPERT)
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 12:27:00 +0000

Mkenya anayemtamani binti wa ClintonSio Lazima ufanye ukatili kwa watu ndio uwe mashuhuri, hapana. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor (pichani alimwandikia rais Bill Clinton mwaka 2001 kumposa bintiye Chelsea. Ingawa alishao na kuzaa watoto wa-2, jamaa (40) hajakata tamaa eti. Endelea hapa

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:14:00 +0000

Mjengo wetu Baaab Kubwa

mbali na kuwa kiuchumi tuko nyuma kwa mbali saaaaaana ya Uingereza, na pengine nyuma kidogo ya Kenya lakini jengo letu la Bunge ni balaa. Kubwa kichizi. kweli usafi au umaridadi huonyesha si masikini, au?

Hili La Uingereza

Hili la Kenya

Hebu Cheki letu. Lipi Kali?

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:55:00 +0000

Ujirani Mwema!

Mtu na jirani yake hapo. Huyo mzee haamini au anashangaa. Ungekuwa wewe ungefanyaje? Wazungu kweli hamnazo!

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:20:00 +0000

Nashea jina na Mtu maarufu katika Uislamu

Siku moja nikiwa Arusha, August 2003, nilipatwa na maradhi na kwenda zahanati. Daktari aliyekuwa akinitibu alikuwa muislamu mhehe. Aliniuliza kama nilimfahamu muislamu maarufu akiita kwa jina langu. Sikumfahamu. Akanifahamisha nami nikafanya upembuzi na kumfahamu. Leo nawashirikisheni katika kumfahamu.

The Amazing story of how the Arch Bishop who became Muslim, married a Nun

It was December 23, 1986, two days away from Christmas, when Arch Bishop Martin John Mwaipopo, announced to his congregation that he was leaving Christianity for Islam. The congregation was paralysed with shock on hearing the news, so much so, that his administrator got up from his seat, closed the door and windows, and declared to the church members that the Bishop’s mind had become unhinged, that is, he had gone mad. How could he not think and say so, when only a few minutes earlier, the man had taken out his music instruments and sang so movingly for the church members? Little did they know that inside the Bishop’s heart lay a decision that would blow their minds, and that the entertainment was only a farewell party. Endelea hapa

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:58:00 +0000

Alipata Kusema ...

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. Nelson Mandela.

(Ukiongea na mtu kwa lugha anayoielewa, yatamkaa kichwani. Ukiongea na mtu katika lugha yake, yatamkaa moyoni.)

Nimekutana na nukuu hii ya mzee wetu. Pengine moja ya vyanzo ya mifarakano na mitafaruku ni lugha gongana. Watu hatuelewani kwa sababu hatutimiziani, ama makusudi ama kwa sababu maalumu fulani. Hebu wape watu mkate uone kama wataingia mtaani kugoma. Hebu wape mikopo ya kueleweka uone kama wataenda DECI. (Benki sasa zimefikia hata riba ya 28%). Hebu wape watu vitabu na mazingira mazuri ya kusoma uone kama watakwiba mitihani. Hebu wape watu mishahara mizuri uone kaba watakuwa mafisadi (lakini fisadi ni fisadi tu).

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 13:44:00 +0000

Tupige Kura!
Hadithi ya mwenzetu Sandra Mushi -JASMINE- inafanya vizuri- angalia hapa. Tumalizie kazi ya kuipigia kura. Hima kapige kura hapa

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:43:00 +0000

'Midude' Noma!

Tofauti inajidhihirisha. Kabla ya 'midude'

Hebu mcheki

Anavyong'ara

Baada ya 'midude' sasa........ Ebwana eee! Asaidiwe jamani!

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:15:00 +0000

Hapa kuna watu wangapi?
Tehe! Tehe! Nipe jibu

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:37:00 +0000

Mtangazaji Rehema Mwakangale Hatunaye Buriani

Alionekana (kulia) kuwa bado ana safari ndefu ya mafanikio katika fani yake lakini Mungu alimuandalia mafanikio Huko kwake. Habari zipo hapa na hapa.Mungu amrehemu Rehema, Amen.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:14:00 +0000

Hivi Uwanja huu unaitwaje?

Kila mmoja anauita kivyake pengine kwa kutofahamu, kulazimisha mambo ama kupendelea sehemu fulani. Huku unaitwa hivi(nahisi hapa ni sahihi). Huku unaitwa hivi na hivi. Malimwengu!

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:27:00 +0000

Hii ndio nini? BusObama?Kweli majuu hamnazo.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:46:00 +0000

Obama mwe!
Maswali kibao, majibu machace. Mnaopenda picha za zamani za Obama tembeleeni hapa mzione.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:25:00 +0000

Ndanda Kosovo ndani ya Nyumba Tena

Yule Mkongomani aliyetikisa sana anga za Tanzania kwa muziki wa dansi yenye mirindimo ya Ki-Kongo almaarufu Ndanda Kosovo ameibuka kivyengine. Yupo na bendi inaitwa Watoto wa Tembo International. Haya tusubiri nini katuandalia Krisimasi hii. Sie yetu macho na starehe tu wakongo wanaposhindana.

johnmwaipopo@yahoo.com (John Mwaipopo) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 12:13:00 +0000

Chelewa Chelewa Harusini Stivini na mkewe (jina la shemeji wangu nimilisahau) wakimeremeta

Shida ya kuchelewa kwenye sherehe ni hii ya kupata kiti sehemu ambazo waliowahi huwa-ga hawazitaki ama wanazikwepa-ga. Juzi nilishiriki harusi moja. Ukikaa sehemu hii watu waendao huko woote lazima wapite kukusalimia ama kabla ya kuingia huko ama baada ya kutoka huko. Lakini mambo yetu yale kama kawaida.